Thinking without my penis

I humorously post in the Men's Lounge about a scary moment that occurred during an appt.--- someone knocking on the door and entering the room ... which all turned out fine...no problem.... ended up being the providers gf... So the guys are imparting their wisdom about what they ( Studly Hungwells ) would have done ... missed opportunities etc etc.. And I jokingly say "well, at the time my dick wasn't involved in my thinking" ... And now I am like "holy smokes" what did I just say or suggest? Is it a cliche' or do men think with their dicks? Now I'm thinking about thinking without my penis' voluntary or involuntary involvement or input. Is that possible? Can I control this? Do woman think with their va-go-go's silent input and if so I want to know if it is usually with good or bad implications and, most importantly, if they do, how can I tell when they are doing that? I think I need some help here. Is there a 911 emergency provider hotline?

Here, while you wait for some answers, you can have a few practice runs, may be you can train your penis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7JZHCA9rZ4 for the next opportunity.

Brain stimulates penis, penis tells brain it is now in control, brain doesn't care as it gets happy for penis CUMming and tags along the joy ride... plus emptying the reservoir resets a brain cell which controls that function. Then brain thinks it is back in control, but is it really ????