Funny things that happen or said or ???

What is the funniest conversation, comment, joke, complaint or something that went wrong during a meeting (lol) between a hobbiest and provider?

A lot of thing have happen to me .....this thread is not long to kiss and tell but I have to ssy I kick out ckub with hobbyist , o the I have

lmao, the craziest shit to ever happen to me was at boys town in Nuevo Laredo. I was drinking at " el papa gallo" which is the higher end club at the red light district. I got a lady and headed to her room. While we were fucking the one piece closet started shaking, and then an old lady fell out of it...me and the lady I was fucking freaked the fuck out, we just starred at the old lady, she gets up and leaves...doesn't say a word....pretty trippy, no pun intended

A Mexican old lady trapped in the closet, classic, ha.

A year and three months ago, I tried to set up my first appointment with a lady who'd piqued my interest.

Arriving at her front door -- which appeared exactly as she'd described -- and wanting to get a laugh out of her, I turned the knob, not bothering to knock, and called out in a sing-song voice, "Oh, honey, I'm ho-ome!"

I found myself face-to-face with a bare-chested man, salt-and-pepper hair and brushy eyebrows, wearing nothing but a tan pair of cargo shorts.

"I'm sorry, I obviously have the wrong address," I said, quickly exiting. Meanwhile, the bouquet of daffodils I'd picked up en route, as well as my cock, had immediately gone limp.

Thirty minutes later, I got a PM from her:

I'm sooo sorry! My SO showed up unexpectedly.

A lot of thing have happen to me .....this thread is not long to kiss and tell but I have to ssy I kick out ckub with hobbyist , o the I have Originally Posted by foxyred73

I have to say that I constantly put my foot in my mouth.

And I thank the beautiful Ladies of this site for overlooking my not intended transgressions.

Especially to the long gone Asian Ashley. She was so nice and forgiving of me.
I loved it when we made cracks about asian stereotypes.

lol....
Ok here goes..

I was touring somewhere..I honestly cant seem to remember where,( )
and as always, I have soft music playing and scented candles lit when my company arrives.Excited and eager to start,he immediately starts undressing . Unbuckling his belt,throws his shoes off and takes off his shirt. He then grabs me ,pulling me close and dives into my breasts.
At some point he decides to toss his shirt behind him...
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and it lands on one of the candles.


.....and I dont see this until its too late.
At least for the shirt that is.Engulfed in flame, I ran it to the bathroom ,throwing it the
tub and extinguishing the fire.

oh but that's not the funny part.


Not caring at all about the shirt,he started back where he left off and it wasnt until the end of the session when the question was raised.."oh shit,what am I going to wear out of here?"
(as he had to pass the front desk as he was leaving)
having no "guy clothes", the only thing I could come up with, was him looking like he had just came from the pool. So he put his shorts back on,belt,shoes,and then I wet his hair and laid a bathroom towel around his neck.

LOL

Still makes me giggle..