These things would make me temporarily happy:
1. Rachel Jeantel become a weight watchers spokesperson.
2. Rioters pay for their vandalism and theft.
3. Liberals subject to their own policies such as affirmative action.
4. Ivy League Universities fire their public relations departments
5. Prostitution made legal
6. pot, heroin, LSD,ex etc made legal
7. US military out of foreign wars and budget cut in half
8. US aid to Israel doubled
9. Unemployment reduced to 5% or less
10.Only people who pay at least 10000 per year in taxes get to vote