Please!

Can't we go back to the old days where we had threads like:

1. "I have P411 and she NCNS'd me twice! OhNoes! What's a guy with a couple of C-notes to do?!"

2. "I saw an ad on BP. She looked like a Vegas showgirl. But when I got to her incall on 40 Hwy, she looked like Jabba the Hut! I didn't leave, but it wasn't the kind of experience I was expecting. Should I give a "yes" or "no" recommendation? Does that affect my premium access?"

3. "I've been seeing a UTR provider for a while. She was in a pinch, so I bought her a used car. It's been 3 months and I haven't got a payment yet. And she won't pick up her phone. Should I post a negative review now, even though I never posted one in the first place?"

4. "False teeth or a tongue stud - which would you tip for?"

5. "When you see your favorite provider at QuikTrip, do you wink or give your shorts a little tug?"

OK. You start.

Why don't we start a thread on whose pussy smells like onions?

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LMAO!

On another note...damn Grace! Nice special...& you're only 10 min.away.

*sigh* If I could only get away for 90 min. You're kill'n me!

;-)

Question; what do you think.
How many tattoos on a girl are too many, or where they are located, what about size?

Things must be really slow in Reno.....

OK. You start. Originally Posted by Graceutr

Okay...

"What does it really mean to be a UTR provider?"

"I don't normally advertise, but when I do, it's just for specials"?

Why don't we start a thread on whose pussy smells like onions? Originally Posted by Fastcar

Don't hold back!

After sampling 41 of KC's finest (that can be paid for - which one would conclude is the depth and breadth of your knowledge), what say you?

Question; what do you think.
How many tattoos on a girl are too many, or where they are located, what about size? Originally Posted by Helicopter206

I dunno.

Some ink can be sexy.

There's at least one provider here that seems to be a scribble pad for a tattooist-in-training. Well, maybe just one. But you know what I mean, right?

Actually I was thinking of changing my name, but then I remembered how much you like to comment on it and decided to keep it.

Actually I was thinking of changing my name, but then I remembered how much you like to comment on it and decided to keep it. Originally Posted by Graceutr

I know, right?

People are really willing to pay for that Paris Hilton video today. Almost as much as people are willing to pay for your future former screen name.

What would your new name be?

"Used to be UTR, now I'm Trinity"?

I know, right?

People are really willing to pay for that Paris Hilton video today. Almost as much as people are willing to pay for your future former screen name.

What would your new name be?

"Used to be UTR, now I'm Trinity"? Originally Posted by NoahScape

Too late--already taken as part of the Trinity Is Still My Name and My Name Is Nobody series with Henry Fonda. 'Lucky he wasn't shooting at you."