How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Go to the adult section in a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and how great the acting was
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Bring a rope and a cowboy hat to the park, chase the geese trying to rope one
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Fill a condom up with mayonnaise and put it on a busy sidewalk and just observe
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.
11. Write down deep questions on the toilet paper in your office bathroom
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have
To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS...
And that's all I have to say about that!!!
XOXO
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Go to the adult section in a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and how great the acting was
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Bring a rope and a cowboy hat to the park, chase the geese trying to rope one
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Fill a condom up with mayonnaise and put it on a busy sidewalk and just observe
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.
11. Write down deep questions on the toilet paper in your office bathroom
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have
To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS...
And that's all I have to say about that!!!
XOXO
