I'll have some Grey Poupon, please

So, I met this whore who swears she is not a hooker. She claims that she is a HDH.

You can imagine my surprise at hearing this. I mean, it is not like I run into a HDH every day. You can imagine my scepticism. I asked her what her rate was and she told 10 times what the other whores were charging.

It is not often that I get to rub my dick against a HDH (I tend to run with some cheap fuckers). I felt it my duty to fucker her at least ounce.........to mark it off my bucket list.........so, I paid the 10 times what the rest of the whores were getting and fucked her brains out.

Here is my question.........did I fuck a HDH?

Nope... You just paid 10x what other whores charge to fuck........ just another whore.

Nah, you just got fucked by a hooktard smarter than the Little Fucking Prophet. Best keep the Little Fucking Prophet under wraps when talking money.

If you didn't marry her then no.

That was wrong, I apologize to someone.

Expensive whores...pfft...

ADHD will do that to you. It'll get you exposed to hookers self-proclaiming ther HDH status and once you pay them, you become an enabler and supporter of that very subjective "status/category" and thanks to you they will get closer to their next Louis Vuitton bag or Bimmer payment.

You got fucked and not in a good way. Post a review in the Independent Fucktard Review section in your area to get Premium Access.

Hey, you might as well get some benefit from it. It sounds like you could use it to do your research.

Thinck before you pinck! Welcome to the hobby, noob.

I am still not convinced........after all, you bitches read like mean assholes who just want to hold a hooktard back and not allow the butterfly to spread its HDH wings.

She was wearing bling.......she had a rock the size of my pinky nail dangling from a nipple ring.........and I almost forgot.........she had a "HDH" tattoo with an arrow pointing down positioned right above her cooter.

HAH........now, tell me that is not a HDH

she had a "HDH" tattoo with an arrow pointing down positioned right above her cooter.

HAH........now, tell me that is not HDH Originally Posted by dearhunter

Maybe that stands for "Here da hooha".

Did she require that you wear a penguin suit?

No........but, I did hear an echo as I went in.....does that count?

That was no echo ... it was a lost golden pussy miner.

So, I met this whore who swears she is not a hooker. She claims that she is a HDH.

You can imagine my surprise at hearing this. I mean, it is not like I run into a HDH every day. You can imagine my scepticism. I asked her what her rate was and she told 10 times what the other whores were charging.

It is not often that I get to rub my dick against a HDH (I tend to run with some cheap fuckers). I felt it my duty to fucker her at least ounce.........to mark it off my bucket list.........so, I paid the 10 times what the rest of the whores were getting and fucked her brains out.

Here is my question.........did I fuck a HDH? Originally Posted by dearhunter

was that 10 bucks or 100 bucks?

If a hooktard is getting 10 times what the rest of the hooktards are getting, what does it matter what that amount is?

Doesn't the fact that she is getting 10 times the amount the other hooktards are getting make her a HDH?

Not to mention that big rock hanging from her left nipple........ijs

So, I met this whore who swears she is not a hooker. She claims that she is a HDH.

You can imagine my surprise at hearing this. I mean, it is not like I run into a HDH every day. You can imagine my scepticism. I asked her what her rate was and she told 10 times what the other whores were charging.

It is not often that I get to rub my dick against a HDH (I tend to run with some cheap fuckers). I felt it my duty to fucker her at least ounce.........to mark it off my bucket list.........so, I paid the 10 times what the rest of the whores were getting and fucked her brains out.

Here is my question.........did I fuck a HDH? Originally Posted by dearhunter

IDK, how many times is an ounce LOL.

All in the eye of the fucktard paying. Do you feel you got fucked by an HDH? You know what they say a whore by any other name is still. The whore fucking you.