Today on my way back from lunch, I decided to stop at QuickTrip. As I made my way to the counter, I noticed the ATM had a big amber alert on it saying that it was out of order. I waited in line a bit, while some haggard-looking women and big burly guys paid for their crap. It was a few minutes before I got to the counter, paid for my things and got the hell out of there.
On my way out, I noticed an old, extremely obese, balding man standing at the ATM. He was sweating, farting, shaking and muttering obscenities under his breath.
I wondered who he is on eccie.
I was originally going to post this in alerts, but he didn't try to screw me or anything.