Poll Taboo?

I apologize, in advance for offending anyone. I am going on my one year anniversary being a provider. I have learned so much about men in this time. I have been surprised, time after time, to men's reactions.

So, here is the big question. If you want to see a certain lady and she happens to have a monthly visitor at that time..would you rather:
pornodave69's Avatar
A combination of the last 3. Tell us you got your period. Offer the BJ at a discount/half hour rate and/or BJ/Greek at your regular rate or slight discount or offer to reschedule.

DATY will be out of the question and, while some would never do it, you could always opt for "crime scene sex" and do it anyway. Just have towels handy.
LilRed's Avatar
I've always liked being guaranteed 5 days off IN A ROW every month!!

I don't even work at the time it's hard to be a sexy dazzling mistress when you feel like your uterus is trying to fight it's way out of your body.

If my monthlies were more pleasant I wouldn't mind meeting regs and doing all that discount/bj chitchat but that's not happening anytime soon.
Lmao, funny Dave
turbo-dog's Avatar
Be open about it and offer FBSM and/or BBBJ services, hopefully at discounted prices.
turbo-dog's Avatar
BTW, nobody will take offense at this poll, it's a great question and comes up in different threads periodically.
trekker's Avatar
I'm with Dave. Just be honest about the reason and either take the time off or, if you feel up to it, offer a limited menu for a discount.
gimme_that's Avatar
I picked the be honest and book later option. Unless I saw here before and knew her BBBJ was vicious and a close enough composite to good sex (CIMers and swallowers especially) I wouldnt just settle on the BJ only. Im figuring most ladies cant do a BBBJ past 15 to 20 minutes at best before they start looking up hinting at something else to do..and it would be of no value to me to choose an appointment with that a small a time frame. Most times I dont even come from a BJ unless shes super talented. I think the worst is when the lady stops sucking or pulls it out of her mouth and jacks it off......assuming that will make me cum quicker.the Hand job does nothing for me and just resets the clock. And when that arm gets tired so will her gusto to continue.sigh. Sex is a continuous stroke, while BJ is off/on

The FBSM massage is nice, but touching me gently anywhere will only lead me to wanting sex after those instances...which I wont be able to partake in. I'd rather just wait for another time or see someone else.
BTW, nobody will take offense at this poll, it's a great question and comes up in different threads periodically. Originally Posted by turbo-dog
That's funny, I get it turbo. LOL

I agree, BBBJTCIM and Greek is good alternative. Be honest and offer that.
DallasRain's Avatar
Be honest upfront-----I would offer a "french special" or else consider it a "mini vacation"...Thank God mine only last a couple days{lol}

great post babe!!
be honest and offer #4 would be my first choice.
marco2007's Avatar
Heidilynn - I'd love to know some of the things you're learned about men over the past year. Can you share a few?
Grabsum4me's Avatar
Heidilynn - I'd love to know some of the things you're learned about men over the past year. Can you share a few? Originally Posted by marco2007

Yeah, really...cause I haven't learned crap about women the last 49 years....
will_61's Avatar
A BBBJ and Greek option might help out due to scheduling and money woes. Complaints about a lack of funds and a 25% reduction in the work month don't appear to mix well, a little creativity might just do the trick (ha ha no pun intended)