Back ... and can we get a broom in here and clean this shit up?

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Well ... I am back from my tour of Europe ... LOL - okay, well just Germany and Spain.

I lost 8 pounds cuz there was no gym with heavy weights for me to lift.
I did find a "speed bag" to hit though - and when you can hit one of those repetitively for 30 minutes like I can - it's proof enough that your brain is completely dead. That can be some boring shit. Might be exciting to get hopped up STAFF EDIT - FORBIDDEN - PD - though and go a few rounds with "the bag" - THAT might be interesting.

But who does STAFF EDIT - FORBIDDEN - PD - these days?

I am now eating and lifting again. I need to get that weight back or some guy at the bar I bounce in will "try me" ... Hahaha!

Fuck Spain - they don't even TRY to meet you halfway with English!!

Germany? TOPS!! I did hit the OASE FKK outside of Frankfurt for three days and five lovely Romanian girls and one Czech Girl - Sabrina, and what an evil wicked witch she was boys! After that - I didn't think about chicks for a month!! LOL

If I DIE - I hope it is in hot tube at the OASE FKK with ten naked Romanian girls.

I will post a review of all that in the Men's Room once I get my PA back.

So that's what I was doing.

But then I come back this week and read the forum - and the place is a mess! Girls I thought were retiring - did not retire. One came back and then she got banned! The shit is all over the place and it's hard for an idiot like me to get a grip on the situation!

Fuck it - I'm not even going to try.

Saint's won! Whooooohooooo!! They will surely win everything up to the playoffs and then crash my hopes again!!!

Okay so yeah - just wanted to let everyone know that the "White Knight" did NOT get busted or killed or kidnapped by the Taliban. He's back - so be on your best behavior - and yeah that means YOU Annie!! LMAO!!

Shout out to April Cox ... the most exciting lady I've ever met in my life!! If she posts in this thread I will have to take a COLD SHOWER!! April, you absolutely SMOKE all those Romanian girls I practically fell in love with. They aren't even qualified to mix your Nuru gel for you!!

Adios! (I learnt that in Spain!)

Now let's pull this thing out of the mud and clean it up - and have a good time!

FABIO IS BACK BABY!!!

Welcome Back Fabio!!! Happy to have you back state side! Hope you had some fun adventures out there and happy you made it home in one piece of sexiness!

These forums are a mess! Lots of drama and confusion. I can't keep up either!

Thanks for the shout out!!! See you soon!
Arverni's Avatar
Girl ... I look at your avatar and forget my name! Don't make me turn this thread into a shrine in honor of your sexiness!

Nice Picture Welcome back, Arverni!

Miss Dreams
Welcome back, Studly! Get a room already, youse 2!
Lol, is it hot in here, or is that just cause Arverni is back? I'm sweating a little.
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Lol, is it hot in here, or is that just cause Arverni is back? I'm sweating a little. Originally Posted by April Cox
No ... it's just hot. I was working in the hot Spanish sun last Monday and thinking ... "Goddamn, this is hotter than Louisiana!"

Then I got off the plane two days ago in New Orleans and nope ... I was wrong!!

THIS IS STILL THE HOTTEST HELL HOLE ON THE PLANET!! W00T!!

Spanish Sun? Sounds sexy ;-) I want to go. Cruise the Mediterranean, there are alot of places I'd like to see though. Maybe I need to try to sneak on to your ship next time.
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Spanish Sun? Sounds sexy ;-) I want to go. Cruise the Mediterranean, there are alot of places I'd like to see though. Maybe I need to try to sneak on to your ship next time. Originally Posted by April Cox
If any of the hot ECCIE girls tried to sneak on any of the ships i get sent out on - the universe would implode! There is a physical law of nature that says that no hot chicks are allowed on any boat I'm on!!

OUCH, she needs to be basted!
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I would like to apologize to all in the ECCIE community for making a joke about using an illegal compound while punching a speedbag.

PornoDave has informed me that I fucked that up royally!!!

Sorry folks!! Please forgive. It will not ever happen again!

LET'S PARTY!!

Check out my review of OASE ... short and to the point.
Attachment 238797Boarding a ship uninvited is piracy, a yo ho ho!
DallasRain's Avatar
I agree....Nola is HOT AS HELL! If the weather was better it would be "heaven"! lol


welcome back.....

Party on baby!!
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Hola!! (haha)
welcome back!! Muah!!
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@ Arverni -

Clean this up with a broom? A Broom? A BROOM?

How about we start with a front end loader and a fire hose, then see what's left? Or, we could act like we are no longer in the 6th Grade. Either one would be a start.

essayman