something a little different

I once knew a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
It my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it

Lol, you two. Good stuff

There is a funny poem, but I am not really sure how it goes. This may not be correct, but it feels right to me.

A sigh is but a breath of air
When you are feeling sad,
But if it takes a downward course
It's nothing but a Blad.

http://youtu.be/X2sG6S4dwxk

well everyone should keep a couple of these handy in case you are called on to give a toast at a niece's wedding

There once was a barmaid from Yale
On her chest printed the price of the ale
And on her behind - for the sake of the blind
Had the same information in braille

or

There once was a senator from Mass
Who wanted a young piece of ass
He lucked up and found one, fucked up and drowned one
And now his career's in the past.

or

There once was a lady named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallas
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And one of her tits in Dallas.

My grandpa gave me this one when I was a youngster,
In days of old when nights were cold,
and rubbers were not yet invented,
they put a sock over their cock,
and that's how babies were prevented...

ROFLMAO!!!! Those are good ones, keep them coming. Come on Doll I know you know a few good ones too.

There once was a man named Screw Dick
He was blessed at birth with a cork screw prick
He spend his life in a futile hunt,
to find a woman with a cork screw cunt
When he found her, he fell dead
The son of a bitch had a left hand thread

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid
...
Roses are nice
Violets are fine
I'll be your six
If you'll be my nine
...
Roses are Blue
Violets are Red
I'm shit at poetry
But I'm great in bed

I plagiarized. I suck at poetry.

Here's one I heard a LONG time ago, a toast!

Here's to the breezes
That blows through the tree-zes
That blows the girls dress-zes
Above the girls knee-zes.
Sailor see-zes,
Does as he please-zes,
Gets diease-zes,
OH GEEZUZ!

As a kid in remote South Dakota,
He was caught in a clinch with a goat. A
Friend asked him, "Say, Ben,
Have you changed much since then?"
He replied, "Neaaaaaaagh -- not one iota."

A choir girl from Louisiana
Was AKA "Holy Ghost Hanna".
She'd devoutly say grace,
And then sit on your face
While intoning a lusty "Hosanna!"

A sous chef from South Carolina
Hooked the MixMaster to her vagina.
She would prep and deglaze
In an orgasmic haze
And her moaning would rattle the china.

There once was a man from Trent,
who had a tool that was bent.
He had so much trouble,
he stuck it in double.
Instead of cumming, he went.

Casey Jones was a son of a bitch
Wrecked his train in a whore house ditch
Ran up the stairs with his dick in his hand
Yelling watch out ladies I'm a railroad man
100 ladies against the wall
Bet 100 dallors he fucks em all
Fucked 98 till his balls turn blue
Backed off jacked off n fucked the other 2