Jokes

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=821681

Alright guys. This was a joke plain and simple. Of course she wasn't dumb enough to do bbfs and neither was I. I made all of it up b/c she was way too awesome and I wanted to keep her for myself. Honestly, I think it drew out all The weirdos though who actually do want bbfs with a provider and unfortunately she doesn't do that. I would never bbfs a provider, it's the dumbest thing to do and is also rule number one.

If u guys ask her for bbfs she's gonna shoot u down cold. I didn't ask, the only thing I asked for bareback was the bj and that was the only I got bareback. She's hot guys so don't miss out on this one. I don't want to get burned by her or her agency AND I do want to see her again so that's why I'm taking back my stupid silly idea of keeping her for myself.

If you guys have a problem with any of this, let me know and ill answer any questions u guys have
Guest082318's Avatar
Double Facepalm Epic Fail



  • BDD
  • 08-20-2013, 11:38 PM
FU dude. I got a warning responding to your "joke" thread. And PM'ed you solid advice that you asked questions in return on. You get no credability with me ever again.

I think you did it like you claimed and now you are afraid that you will get no pussy in ECCIELAND for having posted it up.

Like I said...FU...
There are several possible reasons why you may have written that, but it's pretty obvious that humor wasn't one if them. Try again. It's time for your meltdown.
  • BDD
  • 08-20-2013, 11:44 PM
There are several possible reasons why you may have written that, but it's pretty obvious that humor wasn't one if them. Try again. It's time for your MEDICATION. Originally Posted by Rocky1@411
Fixed that for you...
poppy71's Avatar
What the fuck is in the Houston water. You idiotic narrow minded imbeciles kill me. Your review is probably right and shes pissed that you "bragged" about it and no other provider will see you now. Admit it...you fucked yourself. You are the real joke.
Still Looking's Avatar
LOL so I guess as they say in the "Poker" world.... he was ALL IN!
tbone77494's Avatar
What a total asshat poker. If it is a "joke", your an idiot prick. If it is true, your a total dumbass. Since we don't know which it is, provider gets pile of shit from dumbasses who will try to get the same thing, or a hot chick with potential and her agency get screwed cause the common sense majority out here just pass them over to avoid the crap fest. Its hard to be the dumbest person here, congrats.
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If you guys have a problem with any of this, let me know and ill answer any questions u guys have Originally Posted by pokerbrian
I have a problem with this...and there are no questions I want you to answer...
...unbelievable.
Adabear's Avatar
Just to clarify.....

You made a joke about a lady doing BBFS with you AND you thought it would be funny?

My only questions (Were you lying then or now?, Can you really be that stupid?, and What the Fuck is wrong with some people?) can not be answered by you. Well, I guess they can, you just do not have to say a word.
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  • bbkid
  • 08-21-2013, 09:15 AM
If you guys have a problem with any of this, let me know and ill answer any questions u guys have Originally Posted by pokerbrian
I have a problem with this...and there are no questions I want you to answer... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
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