What do blondes and long neck bottles have in common?
There both empty from neck up
What do escorts and peanut butter have in common ?
They both spread for bread
Fireman came home from work one day . Talking to his wife " we have a neat system at work, bell one we get up and get dressed,bell two we slide down the pole, bell three we get on truck go to fire. For now on we are going to have a three bell system here, bell one we get undressed,bell two we get in bed, bell three we start screwing all nite."
Next nite he came home , bell one they undressed,bell two , they got in bed, bell three , they started screwing. After about 15 minutes his wife said " bell four" . He look at her puzzled and asked " bell four" and she replied need longer hose u not reaching the fire. Lmoa