All I can say is WTF!!
http://arlington.backpage.com/Female...-2-42/24252579
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Miss Exotic USA 2 - 42
Posted: Monday, September 9, 2013 11:44 AM
Once upon a time, there was a mysterious TRANSSEXUAL named Venezuela, who still exists today. She ingests mostly food containing antioxidants help her to stay young and healthy. Paleoanthropologists were able to get a skin cell sample from her and sent it to the National Geographic Genome Project in order to estimate her age and determine her origin. They were able to pinpoint her origin as Zimbabwe and estimate her age at about 510 846 2704 trillion years old.
Poster's age: 42