bc and the greek conundrum

I am an ass man. I love to look at a fine womans ass, admire it, photograph it, paint it, touch it, lick it, and I like to f**k too. so when I research a provider her. knowledge of mediterranean languages is a deciding factor. the conundrum concerns the size of my johson, its girth in particular, and its proclivity for making greek speaking women close up shop out back and leave me continually disappointed that I haven't gotten to do my best Rocco Siffredi moves. the question is, ladies and dawgs, which providers are up to backdoor challenge of bcrichards beercan dick?

OUCH! Not sure many could take you in the front door much less the BACK door! Sounds like a BIG order to fill...... Good luck in your quest.

I do have a fine ass{ok so I am "not modest"...lol}...but if the "ship" is too big,the "port" is closed........after all we can't damage the goods rigt??lol

OUCH! Not sure many could take you in the front door much less the BACK door! Sounds like a BIG order to fill...... Good luck in your quest. Originally Posted by Nicolet

Yea really lol. Under 6 front, under 5 back, and very little girth.....but that still does not mean it will ALL go in lol. The point is we "tried" lmao!

Try this...read reviews from big guys who bitch about a girl not being able to take it and cross them off for sure. Then read the same guy's reviews of girls who DID take it no problem, and give em a call lol.

I really have to crack up every time I see a guy ask a stupid question like, "Are there size restrictions?" WTH horse d*ck. Only for the girl who wants her insides to stay there I guess.

Well that about says it when you can post what you can take it leaves the endowed free to search for those who can

awh "lil-will" wanted to play guess not this time

I've never had that problem!

I've never had any complaints. LOL

There's large and then there is OMG! An occasional tight fit is fun, not so sure about a coke can tho! The last time I saw one of those was when I was in my teens, and HE was only 16 or 17 at the time. WHEW, it is scary to think what his johnson looks like now!

I like a happy medium. Weenie size is the only time I can say I want just an average guy lol. My last BF was about 4.5 and that was PURRRFECT!

Poor guy.

Poor guy. Originally Posted by rpmsouth

That's messed up! It was really pretty too. Trust me, I made him feel like the biggest guy in the world every time he put it in lol. Small guys like me ok hehe.

IMHO, those who are seeking a greek provider and actually find one that advertises the serivce shouldn't be given a kinda or well maybe? the answer? provide the size and see if it can be done. then there are no hard feelings or dissapointments. the greatest cause of hurt feelings and ill-will (no pun intended ) is due to unmet expectations, either spoken or unspoken, this is a fact of life, yet goes unanswered.

Very well put which is why I make sure they know what's up before they get a pse. I am talking about the other part...even there I have had complaints about not being able to "handle" too much. So now I just ask or offer a bj only date. My mouth can fit that coke can for sure lol.

Makes me happy, Short but not to big around and good to go LOL

I was just kidding about his size. If he knows how to use it, he can do wonders with it. I've had several ladies offer greek but can't handle the size and others that have no problem had all.