Annoying BAD Habits...

Ok, what are some providers/clients bad habits that irritate the crap out of you?

From a providers standpoint, I dislike it when a client continues to answer his phone during our session or asks me like 4 times if I'm sure I'm not le... OR he keeps looking out the window. I'm always like,"heeeeyy, what's out there??"

I'm sure there are tons, but these are a few of mine....
What's YOURS?

Gemma

Repeatedly texting or emailing every 15 minutes that I am not able to respond to them (because I have no life or other appts to "tend" to or anything).

Opening unnecessary threADs and playing 'poor me', trying for 'unwanted attention' as far as board is concern.

^^^ Thread winner! Close it up!

When she yells STOP as I'm easing my Johnson in the back door without asking. For Gods sake woman, the maids can hear you. Let's be more discrete.

When a client DON'T cut their nails prior to a session that involves FIV. Ouch darn it...

Ok, what are some providers/clients bad habits that irritate the crap out of you?

From a providers standpoint, I dislike it when a client continues to answer his phone during our session or asks me like 4 times if I'm sure I'm not le... OR he keeps looking out the window. I'm always like,"heeeeyy, what's out there??" Originally Posted by Gemma34

It's me outside waving at him... telling him to hurry up....

Now back to Gemmas question
As a client a provider not giving me her whole attention by either answering the phone, watching tv
Dirty rooms or sheets
Poor hygiene
Being late with no excuse

When she yells STOP as I'm easing my Johnson in the back door without asking. For Gods sake woman, the maids can hear you. Let's be more discrete. Originally Posted by lakecat

That's because you didn't pay up front for your trip...
need more spit...

When a client DON'T cut their nails prior to a session that involves FIV. Ouch darn it... Originally Posted by OLindsay

Oh hell yea! I forgot about fingernails bad habits. And also if you want a bbbj, then groom that bad boy! LOL! Nothing grosser...ugh

It's me outside waving at him... telling him to hurry up....
Originally Posted by Helicopter206

Damn you Helicopter! He wasted 30 minutes of our session looking out that stupid window!

NC / NS.
Up Charge once in the Room.
Not the girl in the Photos.
Pimp is walking out of the room as I am coming down the hall.
or the last Client is just leaving as I am walking down the hall.
She taste's like used Condom, mouth and pussy.
Nasty, Messy Room
Really Cheap Hotel, or Bad part of Town.. ((up north)... LOL... Just kidding guys...)
Get off me and Get Out... you came didn't you.
The provider asking me to hurry up and cum... my pussy is starting to hurt.
(That's when i say you have two other holes that are opened)
Seeing all the dirty nasty towels on the floor in the bathroom.
Used condoms on the floor.
Blood on the sheets and the Provider saying I didn't know I started my period.
Having her phone keep going off, ringing or pinging.
Then her room phone starts ringing. she stops to answer it... we all know it's management aka Pimp... Closing out the time card....
The provider running out of condoms. before you show up, then when you get there, they ask you to go out and get some.
Picking up a Provider and she asks me to put the room on my credit card.
Watching her face when I give her cash for the room, then once we are in the room, I inform her the cost of the room comes out of the hour fee... Price Less....


is this to much... I am sure there is more

Now back to Gemmas question
As a client a provider not giving me her whole attention by either answering the phone, watching tv
Dirty rooms or sheets
Poor hygiene
Being late with no excuse Originally Posted by Grizzly

I could not agree more..

Oh hell yea! I forgot about fingernails bad habits. And also if you want a bbbj, then groom that bad boy! LOL! Nothing grosser...ugh Originally Posted by Gemma34

Most defiantly grooming down below ughhh

Stinky Cooch. Use some Summer's Eve