Milking table, or reasonable facsimile thereof?

Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
The first time I heard of anything like this, someone was taking duct tape and creating an opening by taping the plastic strands of an outdoor chaise lounge, allowing a guy to lie face-down in the lounge and have himself attended to from underneath.

This takes it one step farther. Does anyone know of any providers who have similar equipment, whether designed or jerry-rigged?

http://milkingtable.com/main.html

Warning: Definitely NSFW.
A must for the morbidly obese hobbyist! I like this idea.
OldGrump's Avatar
Isn't that a "glory hole" laying down? I want to see who (what's) on the other side. It could get creepy.
BSB - If you have to deal with morbidly obese hobbyists you should consider charging by the pound! lol

yuck...

2 saw horses

Piece of half inch plywood

Egg crate padding

hole saw drill attachment

About 80 bucks total (a little less than the cost of a shower at Tay's place).

Voila

Knock yourself out, do-it-yourselfers. Don't know how many chicks will let you in the door carryin' all that, but you can try
Geeman76's Avatar
wow.. I want one of these tables
Cleatus's Avatar

About 80 bucks total (a little less than the cost of a shower at Tay's place).: Originally Posted by eccienewbie
Bahahaha
Originally posted by Sir Lancehernot - someone was taking duct tape and creating an opening by taping the plastic strands of an outdoor chaise lounge, allowing a guy to lie face-down in the lounge and have himself attended to from underneath.
Is good old fashion Hillbilly Glory Hole. When placed just right it allows the baby farm animals to walk underneath and help themselves too.
Massage + router + upholstery = pro milking table. This could easily be done for the cost of a nice massage table plus $50 or so.
Tony Tony Tony! lol

Btw good you dropped the BB on your handle. Have fun!
  • hd
  • 09-12-2013, 08:01 AM
I saw this on the Tubegalore site some time ago, though the milking catagory includes tits and dicks, the sucking dick under the table I like. What could be better than just laying there face down while she sucks it? maybe a back massage at the same time, or better yet, a TV on the floor on a Sunday afternoon!

Fuckin'A
If any providers seriously want one, PM me.
OldGrump's Avatar
I'd watch out for splinters if you go too cheap on the construction.
Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
What could be better than just laying there face down while she sucks it? Originally Posted by hd
Yeah, that's what I thought. The height of the table they're using at the porn site looks like it might be uncomfortable for the female at times. The chaise-lounge idea (with sheets to keep the straps from sticking to you -- that would be a bit offputting) struck me as cool at the time not just from my perspective, but from hers, too, for the distance (and her comfort and your experience) could be pretty easily manipulated with pillows, cushions, etc.
Geeman76's Avatar
What would be hot is to be able to watch her naked ass under the table do the milking on some screen, while laying there and being massaged by another.