It's been too long!

I had an experience while getting my hair cut that has stuck with me for the past few days. The pretty young lady who was cutting my hair made a comment about my face, then ran her hand over my cheek and asked how I shaved. She was impressed how smooth it was, and said something about not being able to achieve that herself. I told her about the pre-shave oil massage, and the importance of a high quality lather. I told her I prefer a Super Badger brush for a bit of stiffness and exfoliation, but that she would probably prefer a Silvertip Badger brush for its softness. I described how to whip up the lather in a small, warm bowl like my double wall insulated stainless steel palm bowl. She kept asking questions about how to shave, which direction, etc. I responded the first pass should be with the direction of the hair, typically down the leg, then against the grain on the second pass with more lather. She responded she wasn't talking about her legs, with a flirty smile and a quick look down between her legs. I quickly jotted my phone number on her card and let her know I would be happy to personally assist her in learning the best technique. It is a matter of trial and error, as all men know, to figure out how to get the perfect shave.

Still waiting by the phone. I think I need to get my hair cut again!
SpursFan's Avatar
Gulp!

I sure need one now.

Now you've done it. Be prepared for the onslaught of PM's or requests for your hair dresser.

SF
During the wind-down time after a recent doubles session this topic came up between the ladies, who proceeded to demonstrate their individual techniques to each other's still-glistening kitties. I was one happy observer, let me tell you! Oh, the things you'll learn!
AngeLisa's Avatar
Sound like she wants the D---
I sure hope she calls yu !!
Keyzer Soze's Avatar
You old charmer you, hope you get a sexy thank you text for the advise,and some private shave time. Nice seasonal avatar............
I'm into the Beaver brush and the oils it's capable of producing . Glad to see you're back Rover .
Welcome back friend
DallasRain's Avatar
Hey Dallas... thanks a TON for all the good lookin out you've done for me client wise and for the kind words! You rock woman!!!!! I owe you dinner and drinks at the very least! Or you can just eat ME LOL. You have this game figured out girl and you have the " hustler`s code." FKN AWESOME!

Now... can yall please take a couple of minutes and WELCOME BACK the amazing member who started this thread???!

MUAH!
Gin
"The Amazing Member." Now there's a handle waiting to happen! Welcome back, Rover!
"The Amazing Member." Now there's a handle waiting to happen! Welcome back, Rover! Originally Posted by PDid
Bwhahahaha! Good one Pdid! I definitely think you're on to something there buddy!!! R14 is BACK IN THE HOUSE ! Whoooo hooooooo!

P.S. welcome this man back or you can`t be my friend anymore! :-)P. Still Looking we need you over here...

Lol
"The Amazing Member" just works on so many levels. Will that help on my resume? Of course I'm going to assume she was talking about my "package". OK girls, quit giggling. I can be delusional about my self image, right?

It was getting boring out in the hinterlands so I'm back for some fun. Thanks to all who have reached out to me over the past few months.
We reached out because we truly care! Much love buddy!!
Netx9's Avatar
  • Netx9
  • 09-15-2013, 09:32 PM
Welcome back to the jungle, R14!
Don't mind if I do. See avatar.