State Fair

Bestman200600's Avatar
What would you like to do at the state fair?
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
I wanna see how big the new Big Tex's cock is.
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Get a hand-job on the ferris wheel.
Cant wait too see the new Big Tex. And have he state Fair beer and a good ole corn dog.
Fletcher me, Baby!

And don't forget to take me to Birds of Prey . . .
A Jalapeno & Cheddar Corndog, of course. And catch a few races at Pork Chop Downs, too! Love watching the piggies race.....lol!

And....maybe catch Deborah Harry & Blondie....opening musical act this Saturday. One way or another......
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  • ~Ze~
  • 09-24-2013, 01:12 PM
Get a hand-job on the ferris wheel. Originally Posted by angusranch

Just that? I know for a fact that you can knock out more on that thing. As long as you are three rotations or less.

Last year I paired up myself and another lady w guys and we tested this out. I have the written accounts. It was the day Tx Burned.

Go early in the morning.

This year, I am wanting to take a ride or two on the sky cars. *giggle*

ALWAYS have to get a lemonade and a corndog.
A Jalapeno & Cheddar Corndog, of course.
And....maybe catch Deborah Harry & Blondie....opening musical act this Saturday. One way or another...... Originally Posted by Chateau Becot
Really? I'm interested!
I like the way you think Ze!
netman's Avatar
Cant wait too see the new Big Tex. And have he state Fair beer and a good ole corn dog. Originally Posted by Tara Evans
If you need a date, just let me know.

YUM!!!

doug_dfw's Avatar
Padlock the gates It screws up my business cash flow.
Bestman200600's Avatar
My ATF in the back seat of a Cadillac Escalade having sex at the car show.
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  • ~Ze~
  • 09-24-2013, 09:23 PM
I haven't tried that yet! *scribbles on list*
Went to the State Fair of Texas at age 17 when they had Go Go dancers on stage that went inside a tent and became strippers. Strippers wore pasties back then, but those titties and asses still looked good. I swear we pimpled faced teens wearing letter jackets in 75 degree weather got in with no questions asked, and the police were just outside the tent watching us go in. That was priceless, and I would love to do it again if possible. That may be why I'm still a horny dog as an old man. I hope some of you guys can remember that to verify I am not bullshitting.
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Blow-n-Go booth?