Heeheeeee..."Highly Addictive" or "Extremely HOTT, Proceed with Caution"

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Hottassamelia's Avatar


Slippery when wet
Must be ___ this tall to ride
mwsatx's Avatar
Touching, rubbing, stroking, kissing or sucking may result in an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
Jed Clampett's Avatar
"Shake well before using"
Doglegg's Avatar
"Just call me Alf, cause I eat kitties. "
This one....
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"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
BoomShakaLaka's Avatar
May cause giggles when pants removed
initial d's Avatar
You look like my next girlfriend
Hi I'm awkward
Friendly as Fuck!!
40F Cougar's Avatar
You must last over 8 seconds to ride this ride.
Samcro84's Avatar
Be carefull when cleaning it is loaded and will go off.

If anyone can give you a little dick I can.
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Warning
May cause inexplicable rug burns.

Will not hesitate to throw a possum at your face if angered.


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pickupkid's Avatar
Warning I lick young cunts
**WARNING**
prolonged exposure may lead to drowsiness

Use caution when operating heavy machinery, driving, or walking down stairs after use!
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