Mind your business!

Without giving too much info, I work with the public a great deal. I enjoy catering to, and entertaining people, inside and outside of the hobby. If I go alone to a bar or restaurant, I usually am enjoying quiet/alone time or enjoy chatting with my server/bartender.

I've noticed an increase of people thinking its ok to look at what you are doing on your smartphone and commenting. It's harmless, typical Nola interaction, but you might as well read my text messages and escort PM's. Seriously, at what point is it evasive? I've known people to out other people this way as well. I usually only check my hobby shit if I have my back in a corner, where no one can see. However, I do think guys are doing this more and more as a way to start a "conversation". I just think its simply rude!
Damn iPhone!
Arverni's Avatar
I don't know why guys use that approach to pick up girls. All they really need to do is use the pickup line ...

"Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!"

Works every time.
Honey if they are not looking at your breasts something is wrong with them....
you watching porn on your phone? lol I was at a coffee shop sitting outside up here on the northshore, and a guy in scrubs was obviously watching porn, probably thought I couldnt hear it. Then he walked inside to the bathroom, haha, and when he came out about ten mins later I gave him a wink and a grin. Dude blushed, and left quickly. So next time they get nosey, pull up some freaky ass porn, give them something to look at.
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Honey if they are not looking at your breasts something is wrong with them.... Originally Posted by mojito


That's fucking fantastic! Lol
I downloaded this stupid iPhone update and hate it! Anyone else having issues?

Here is a funny story. I think I've posted it before. I was at the casino and some drunk dude kept pointing his phone at me. He was taking pictures of my tits. Long story short, I called him out on it, he was on the phone with his wife. I said, "did you tell her you were taking pictures of my tits?" He said no , you can tell her. He handed me his phone!
Her response was basically "that sounds about right".
I was pissed and humored at the same time. Lol, I think I would hang out with that bitch! Haha
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  • jl11
  • 10-10-2013, 05:41 AM
Hey great story! It reminds me of this time I took a lady out to a Chinese restaurant and she spent more time texting and unnecessarily bullshitting on her phone than showing an interest in my conversations. I ended up telling the front desk lady that she would be picking up the check and got 2 take out boxes and got out while she fucked around on her phone. Lol.
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Hey great story! It reminds me of this time I took a lady out to a Chinese restaurant and she spent more time texting and unnecessarily bullshitting on her phone than showing an interest in my conversations. I ended up telling the front desk lady that she would be picking up the check and got 2 take out boxes and got out while she fucked around on her phone. Lol. Originally Posted by jl11
If you really, actually did that rather than it sounding great: I'll buy you a round one day. That's too good & I know millions of people are going to say, "GodDAM I wish I'd done that!"
I was hanging out downtown the other week. Took a stripper friend to breakfast, some nasty dude kept trying to talk to us and at one point started talking about how he could pull up Backpage on his phone.....There ought to be a law that says you can just shoot dumb motherfuckers like that.

I mean does that ever work? Way to announce to everyone how desperate you are.
Have you ever forgot your phone in a public place or business? Then when you go back to get it and wonder if they have looked at the info on your phone,I have had some text messages sent to me that would really make them say wow
Sounds about right! Apparently you were too boring to keep her attention.
Ps. What cheap ass mother fucker takes a date for Chinese? Yuck