This is TERRIBLE... but funny..

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So as most of you know I am shipping off to Las Vegas November 1st to hit up a RW job and make a break back into the civie lifestyle. So, I am selling ( have sold ) DAMNED NEAR EVERYTHING I OWN.

As the maintenance man assisted the person buying my bedroom furniture in carrying the mattress and box springs down the staircase, this VERY EVIL and SINFULLY HILARIOUS realization encroached my synapses, and I had a lil burst of laughter I had to choke back at the thought of... " I WONDER WHAT THIS PERSON WOULD THINK IF I TOLD THEM THEY JUST BOUGHT A HOOKER'S BEDROOM SET???


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
So as most of you know I am shipping off to Las Vegas November 1st to hit up a RW job and make a break back into the civie lifestyle. So, I am selling ( have sold ) DAMNED NEAR EVERYTHING I OWN.

As the maintenance man assisted the person buying my bedroom furniture in carrying the mattress and box springs down the staircase, this VERY EVIL and SINFULLY HILARIOUS realization encroached my synapses, and I had a lil burst of laughter I had to choke back at the thought of... " I WONDER WHAT THIS PERSON WOULD THINK IF I TOLD THEM THEY JUST BOUGHT A HOOKER'S BEDROOM SET???


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Originally Posted by Jennifer Everlast



While that is hilarious just think about this when you sell the couch because almost just as much fun has been had on the couch as the bedroom set!!


While that is hilarious just think about this when you sell the couch because almost just as much fun has been had on the couch as the bedroom set!! Originally Posted by a10bomb
YOU KNOW THIS MY MAN!
TXT ME IM INSOMNIAC-IN!!!
Hell Jen, I'd be sleeping in the wet spot, just thinking of where you have been.

FF
HEYY FF! Oh and then I checked my mailbox... thank you hero!!!!!
And now here's what will keep you smiling for a long time: when the new owner goes to clean the couch and finds that one cover you could never figure out where it went.
Too funny. If that bed could talk I am sure it would have awesome stories. Good Luck in Vegas. I love it there. Will be up hopefully early next year.
e_l traveler's Avatar
What the new owners don't know won't hurt them, lol.
And now here's what will keep you smiling for a long time: when the new owner goes to clean the couch and finds that one cover you could never figure out where it went. Originally Posted by PDid

:ro flmao:

I have to stop reading this while at work I almost started literally laughing out loud!!
How about the kitchen table was there action there too? Good luck hope you have a great life out there.
Candi Staxx's Avatar
That is hilarious!!

The way I see it, you just already blessed who evers in there next for some GREAT sex =) they just dont know!
Some wild things went on in that bed.... Iol....

Great times. Awe.... You have me all sentimental and sappy.
Kuhlarrow's Avatar
To paraphrase the original Arthur movie...
"...YOU'RE A HOOKER?!?!! And here I thought you gave them a great deal!

Lol
How about the kitchen table was there action there too? Good luck hope you have a great life out there. Originally Posted by Truly Passion
HAD SOME GOOOOD TIME ON THE KITCHEN COUNTERS... GRABBING ON ONE SIDE OF THE SINK AND THE WATER SPOUT. SOME NAUGHTY GOOD TIMES THERE.Kitchen table... too unsturdy.. hand me down. I did however spray paint that mofo gloss black w Krylon and sell it for 50 bucks
wheels69's Avatar
wonder what the walls would say ...bet tou had fun evertwhere in that place
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