Quiz: Contact Etiquette for Hobbying?

I know you old timers are keen to this, but seems there have been some who have either become way too comfortable in the hobby, or are still a “noob” on the do’s and don’t’s to proprer contact etiquette.

So here is your quiz, and I am sure I will get some most amusing responses.

1) When contacting an escort via email or her contact page what are the things you should not discuss or ask?


2) In addition, what is the proper etiquette when having a phone conversation with an escort by phone?


3) When meeting for your appointment what should you discuss, or not discuss?

Here is your quiz and good luck on your answers!

Is this open book?

1) When contacting an escort via email or her contact page what are the things you should not discuss or ask?

All is fair, just not saying any activities are for money. Time is acceptable.


2) In addition, what is the proper etiquette when having a phone conversation with an escort by phone?

I say pretty much nothing over the phone, "Is this X? Great, are you available@time? Okay, where am I going?"

This says everything needed without incriminating, no mention of incall or outcall but lets it be known which. I dont mention "ad" or "appointment" or "donation" etc

3) When meeting for your appointment what should you discuss, or not discuss?

No money for activities...
No "get comfortable" "I would like a X"


Just a few playful kisses and fondling then "I'm gonna take a shower real quick wanna join me?" and go from there.

Is this open book? Originally Posted by boardman

LOL!

No cheating you!

Calling:

rrrrrriiiiiing

Hello, Patties Pussy House.....may I help you?

Uhhhhhh yeah, is Patties Pussy there?

I am Patties Pussy......may I help you?

Uhhhhhh yeah, how much for your pussy?
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Upon arrival:

Diiiinnnnnngggg

Hello, I'm Patties Pussy........come in and make yourself comfortable.

Uhhhhhh ok, should I put this 300 on the table or give it to you?

Uh, Regis I think I'm gonna need a Lifeline. Please call Rosie O'Donnell...umm, never mind. Please call the Pimp of all pimps, Don "Magic" Juan.

Calling:

rrrrrriiiiiing

Hello, Patties Pussy House.....may I help you?

Uhhhhhh yeah, is Patties Pussy there?

I am Patties Pussy......may I help you?

Uhhhhhh yeah, how much for your pussy?
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Upon arrival:

Diiiinnnnnngggg

Hello, I'm Patties Pussy........come in and make yourself comfortable.

Uhhhhhh ok, should I put this 300 on the table or give it to you? Originally Posted by dearhunter

OMG, ok your gonna need to retake some lessons!!! Silly Silly man!

LOL...

If the provider has a decent website and a guy does his homework.... the only discussion should be time and place...

Here is your quiz and good luck on your answers! Originally Posted by Guilty Pleasures

Damn! Pop Quiz!

I KNEW I shoulda played hookie today!

So ill prepared!


Uh...... No talks of suckie-suckie or Boom-boom.... ..... Don't ask to validate parking.......Make sure to ask if 100"Roses" actually mean she wants 100 roses.....Dont say "Me have money Me so Horny"..... ALWAYS exaggerate how great looking and well hung you are.....No questions like "Can I put it here, can I put it there"...... Do not pass go...... Don't ask if that is her REAL hair..... Don't Call as many times in 5min as you can if she doesn't answer the first time you call, then call every 10 min after until she calls you back or the end of time (whichever comes first)..... Text messages at 3am are frowned upon....... Deep breathing over the phone for the first 5min of the conversation is kinda creepy..... When you show up to the door, you shouldn't be wearing a ski-mask and overcoat......


as in all tests/quizes... .the more words you write, the better the chance SOMETHING in there is right!


C'mon "C-"!!

JaD

So no phone sex, email sex, text sex??? Hmmmm .. . . I guess I need to change hands.

If the provider has a decent website and a guy does his homework.... the only discussion should be time and place... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

I agree. I always go by reviews and ask if they are accurate and then ask if they are available for such and such time and date and what area. Only problem I have ever had is when a provider couldn't seem to tell me which way to go to get to her place. Very annoying especially when followed by are you some kind of cop or something.

Don't take a shit at the incall. Not even in the bathroom.

I agree. I always go by reviews and ask if they are accurate and then ask if they are available for such and such time and date and what area. Only problem I have ever had is when a provider couldn't seem to tell me which way to go to get to her place. Very annoying especially when followed by are you some kind of cop or something. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Luckily with GPS... if you can get an address out of them.... you're good to go...

Luckily with GPS... if you can get an address out of them.... you're good to go... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Where's the bathroom?