Some may find themselves at a loss for words. I don't know who that might be but if that should occur here's a non-sensical start to help out. Just another time-killer that might provide a few laughs.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
After you enter your name or other word it'll generate some sort of slogan. You can keep hitting the "Sloganize" button until you get something you like.
I got "Just Do Loxly", "Things Go Better with Loxly" and "Go To Work on a Loxly".
Also tried "Briefs" and got "Made to make your Briefs water"....