One time, at band camp...

So I'm reading a thread in the alert forum that reminded me of a damn funny experience in Michigan. I was waiting on a provider making an outcall to my hotel when I got a call on my burner phone. She asked me why I wasn't answering my door. I opened the door and no one was there. I replied "You aren't at my door." I hear her say "Hi,", then she asks over the phone "so this isn't you I just met?"



Turns out she went to the hotel next door. She showed up a few minutes later laughing as she came down the hall. We had a good time laughing about the other guy and what he must be doing right now. She was a hot number in a short, tight dress. Apparently he didn't make the appropriate offer to keep her from coming my way.

Good one Rover.

Cute. To bad his SO opened the door. That would be funny.

So I'm reading a thread in the alert forum that reminded me of a damn funny experience in Michigan. I was waiting on a provider making an outcall to my hotel when I got a call on my burner phone. She asked me why I wasn't answering my door. I opened the door and no one was there. I replied "You aren't at my door." I hear her say "Hi,", then she asks over the phone "so this isn't you I just met?"



Turns out she went to the hotel next door. She showed up a few minutes later laughing as she came down the hall. We had a good time laughing about the other guy and what he must be doing right now. She was a hot number in a short, tight dress. Apparently he didn't make the appropriate offer to keep her from coming my way. Originally Posted by Rover14

I was at a hotel, having just arrived back at my room after supper....

I was getting ready for bed when someone was knocking on my door, I answered, and this petite woman ask, "You wanna buy some pussy?"

I might have considered it, but she looked a lot like Willie Nelson!

A hot number in Michigan?! Based on my experience, you must have met the only one.

A hot number in Michigan?! Based on my experience, you must have met the only one. Originally Posted by PDid

There is more than a grain of truth in what you say! Most of the native Michigan girls I met looked like my drinking buddies. And that wasn't good because the more beer I drank didn't create any real distinction from my buddies.

She was an import from the east coast, in school at Ann Arbor.

She was an import from the east coast, in school at Ann Arbor. Originally Posted by Rover14

Yep. The women up there are just like the cars and the beer - the imports beat the domestics.

LMAO too funny!!!

Yep. The women up there are just like the cars and the beer - the imports beat the domestics. Originally Posted by PDid

Dammit, PDid. You always seem to nail it. I forgot about the cars. Didn't seem to matter how new they were, there were always dents and rust spots. Just like the girls.

A hot number in Michigan?! Originally Posted by PDid

P.S.: For reasons of enlightened self-interest and because I don't want to burn a very enjoyable bridge, I want to be sure that Amber_hskpr knows that I said "in Michigan," and not "from Michigan." Thank you.

P.S.: For reasons of enlightened self-interest and because I don't want to burn a very enjoyable bridge, I want to be sure that Amber_hskpr knows that I said "in Michigan," and not "from Michigan." Thank you. Originally Posted by PDid

You're such a suck-up. Point taken though. Amber_hskpr is the beauty that busts the grading curve in Michigan, or at least the portions I have visited. I'm actually a bit surprised they let her leave. A hot number like her would be treasured on a cold night when you are snowed in.

only gal I ever met from Michigan had udders instead of tits....