No wonder they are losing customers.

This is an actual webpage from the Sears site yesterday. it was eventually changed but some people were quick enough to get it.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chic...ack-dildo-too/

Oh dear Lawd!! Ya know, I dont think I've ever even set foot in a Sears store?

Too limp.

Too limp. Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum

Actually..those were meant for my website..and yes they are in a relaxed state.

Why do you think my friends refer to me as the MEGAWOODY........

now that made me smile ...lol

Actually..those were meant for my website..and yes they are in a relaxed state.

Why do you think my friends refer to me as the MEGAWOODY........

Originally Posted by malwoody

Pretty hilarious but really what else can you do other than slap it around your face maybe. lol

Turn them up side down, nail them to the wall, now there coat hooks.
At least they would be pointing up.

Pretty hilarious but really what else can you do other than slap it around your face maybe. lol Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Put glasses and a hat on it and set it on your dash;
Paper weight;
Add antlers and hang it on your wall like a moose head;
Door knocker;
Diversion at a traffic stop, "No officer, I didn't see the light turned red. Say, would you like to see my Sears cock and balls?
Piece you need to audition for the lead in Boogey Nights II;
Start a bar argument claiming it really is O J's and you're concerned he'll want his junk back when he gets out of prison;
New game with the same concept as Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

Put one on each ear,

Omg I stand corrected lmfao there are plenty of uses for it lol.

Somebody at Sears is confusing 'Packer' with 'Pecker' I think. Though, that looks much more like a Thumper than a Pecker!