I would never equate a lady to mere lunch meat or a cut of cow. I prefer to think of them as lady's. Now, some lady's are better at providing than others. But that's a different conversation. But I can tell you I grew up on bologna and chipped ham Sammie's. I loved them. I've had some great Steaks as well. Like them both equally. If your looking for a great fried bologna Sammie, try Shoufs in BVille on the weekends. Fried bologna, egg and cheese Sammie. On your choice of grilled bread. It's the bomb.