ABQ- Episode six- Metamorphosis

If you missed Episode one, two,three and four and five please go ahead and read It before starting Episode six. They are all in the Sandbox. Otherwise none of this is going to make any fuckin sense. Episode 6 is very long and even longer than Episode 5 so ABQ apologizes for that.

Drama...aint no drama like what ABQ has gone thru. Feel me?

Disclaimer…. This is for entertainment purposes only anything else that happens between the author and the reader is purely fictional in nature. This is a purely fictional dramatic tale End of Disclaimer.

This aint no PG rated post- Reader discretion is extremely advised for this episode. Seriously I mean it! And this is a controversial episode.

For those having Breaking Bad withdrawal maybe these episodic posts may help. Even though they are cliff notes versions. Enjoy!

“Dude I do not appreciate getting wakin up by your cuz Cabron sayin its time to make the donuts.” Skinny Pete arrestingly tells me. “I mean just last week I was just fine with slinging my leafs and getting some hair weaves. This week what I am but a bitch to you here in Mexico all over you stealing a Frito Lay truck. Not cool…not fuckin cool at all.”


“Look all they want from me is to show them how to make a few batches. They have the resources and want to see if this will truly work. They will then set us free and ABQ’s recipe will now be theirs.” I tell Skinny Pete.


“I never even seen how you make your Sunday Funday recipe. Ya know ese all I know is smokin that shit is hella good.


“Well all of that is about to change today Pete”. I tell him in a somewhat smoothing voice but kinda terrified inside. I have to share everything and the ole ABQ is not happy about that.


“Cannabis, also known as marijuana (from the Mexican Spanish marihuana), and by numerous other names, is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug and as medicine. Pharmacologically, the principal psychoactive constituent of cannabis is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); it is one of 483 known compounds in the plant, including at least 84 other cannabinoids, such as cannabidiol (CBD), cannabinol (CBN), tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV), and cannabigerol (CBG).


Cannabis is often consumed for its psychoactive and physiological effects, which can include heightened mood or euphoria, relaxation, and increase in appetite. Unwanted side-effects can sometimes include a decrease in short-term memory, dry mouth, impaired motor skills, reddening of the eyes, and feelings of paranoia or anxiety.


Contemporary uses of cannabis are as a recreational or medicinal drug, and as part of religious or spiritual rites; the earliest recorded uses date from the 3rd millennium BC. Since the early 20th century cannabis has been subject to legal restrictions with the possession, use, and sale of cannabis preparations containing psychoactive cannabinoids currently illegal in most countries of the world; the United Nations has said that cannabis is the most-used illicit drug in the world. In 2004, the United Nations estimated that global consumption of cannabis indicated that approximately 4% of the adult world population (162 million people) used cannabis annually, and that approximately 0.6% (22.5 million) of people used cannabis daily. I say 0.6% my ass.”


“Why the fuck are you boring me with this ABQ. I know all of this.” Pete says as I cut off his rant.


“Yes, but my recipe deals all with THC. And you have to understand what we are doing here in order to help me.” I say to Pete knowing that members of the organization that cannot be named are behind that huge glass wall to our left, Fuckin two way mirrors….hate that shit. I know continue my history lesson.

“Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), or more precisely its main isomer -trans-9-tetrahydrocannabinol ((6aR,10aR)-delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), is the principal psychoactive constituent (or cannabinoid) of the cannabis plant. First isolated in 1964, in its pure form, by Israeli scientists Raphael Mechoulam, Yechiel Gaoni and colleagues at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, it is a glassy solid when cold, and becomes viscous and sticky if warmed. A pharmaceutical formulation of trans-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, known by its INN dronabinol, is available by prescription in the U.S. and Canada under the brand name Marinol. An aromatic terpenoid, THC has a very low solubility in water, but good solubility in most organic solvents, specifically lipids and alcohols.


THC also possesses high UV-B (280–315 nm) absorption properties, which, it has been speculated, could protect the plant from harmful UV radiation exposure. Tetrahydrocannabinol with double bond isomers and their stereoisomers is one of only three cannabinoids scheduled by Convention on Psychotropic Substances (the other two are dimethylheptylpyran and parahexyl). Note that cannabis as a plant is scheduled by Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs (Schedule I and IV).”


“So when the fuckin hell did you take like a graduate class in Chemistry ABQ. I mean Chemistry…


Yo! No let me rephrase Science….Yo Biatch.” Pete tells me.


“Hashish is a concentrated resin cake or ball produced from pressed kief, the detached trichomes and fine material that fell off of Cannabis flowers and leaves. It varies in color from black to golden brown depending upon purity and variety of cultivar it was obtained from. It can be consumed orally or smoked.


Hash oil is obtained from the cannabis plant by solvent extraction, and contains the cannabinoids present in the natural oils of cannabis flowers and leaves. The solvents are evaporated to leave behind a very concentrated oil. Hemp oil is very different from both Hemp seed oil and Cannabis flower essential oil. Owing to its purity, these products are consumed by smoking, vaporizing, eating, or applied topically.”


“So what are we talking about making it more purer. I saw that shit on “Breaking Bad with their blue Meth. It was like 99% pure” Pete says all proud of himself.


“It is a fuckin TV show Pete. This is real life we are talking about. Here let me break it down for you. The iconic blue methamphetamine created by Walter White on Breaking Bad should have been yellow. Impurities in the meth which when pure would be clear and would more likely make it yellow, not blue, When you crystallize anything that’s colorless, which methylamine crystals are, they usually come out with a yellow tinge because of impurities.


Methamphetamine should be a white powder or a clear crystal. It's possible that the chemical reaction that White uses in the show creates a byproduct that is blue, and if not fully separated from the resulting meth could twinge its color, but that doesn't seem likely from the P2P chemical reaction. High-purity meth is clear in color. A blue tint suggests an impurity, but there’s no impurities in the P2P process Walter is using that should color his final product blue. Is Walter deliberately adding a dash of something else? The show doesn’t say.


In 2009 and 2010, cops did find blue meth on the streets of Kansas City, and in California, Washington, and Texas. But the color was created with blue dye or blue chalk, not a blue byproduct from the chemical reaction. Even if the blue was a byproduct of the reaction, it shouldn't have been so bright, If White's product is 99% pure, that only leaves 1% to provide coloring. So, was White's meth's "blue a little too blue?


A 2008 study published in the American Journal of Addiction, found colored meth in the streets of Tijuana: clear (50%), white (47%), yellow (2%), and pink (1%). When injected, the yellow and pink were more dangerous and were more likely to cause abscesses, which means they had impurities or were adulterated with other chemicals.


Another problem with White's cook? As it's written in the literature, it would have created a mixture of two kinds of methamphetamine that are mirror opposites — d-methaphmetamine and l-methamphetamine. The D is the one that gets you high, because L doesn't bind to your brain's dopamine receptors as well.


All that being said It is also possible, however, that Walt devised a method (not shown onscreen) for making the P2P process chirally selective and thus producing nearly 100% d-methamphetamine. This is strongly implied when Walt asks Victor, "And if our reduction is not stereospecific, then how can our product be enantiomerically pure? This was in the episode “Box Cutter.”


“How the fuckin fuck fuck do you know so much about Meth? Skinny Pete tells me shaking his head.


“I am a breaking bad addict like you are but I wondered for quite some time about that blue meth. How could it be 99% pure. It could very well be if it was 100% d-meth. If not then it is nothing more than creative liberties taken by the writers.” I tell Pete as he looks in awe.


“But lets get back to the issue at hand shall we I tell Pete.


Cannabis is consumed in many different ways: smoking, which typically involves inhaling vaporized cannabinoids ("smoke") from small pipes, bongs (portable version of hookah with water chamber), paper-wrapped joints or tobacco-leaf-wrapped blunts, roach clips, and other items.

Vaporizer, which heats herbal cannabis to 330–375 °F causing the active ingredients to evaporate into a vapor without burning the plant material (the boiling point of THC is 490.4 °F at 860 mmHg pressure).

Cannabis tea, which contains relatively small concentrations of THC because THC is an oil (lipophilic) and is only slightly water-soluble (with a solubility of 3.8 mg per liter).

The high lipid-solubility of cannabinoids results in their persisting in the body for long periods of time. Even after a single administration of THC, detectable levels of THC can be found in the body for weeks or longer (depending on the amount administered and the sensitivity of the assessment method). A number of investigators have suggested that this is an important factor in marijuana's effects, perhaps because cannabinoids may accumulate in the body, particularly in the lipid membranes of neurons.


In the United States, cannabis is overall the #4 value crop, and is #1 or #2 in many states including California, New York and Florida, averaging $3,000/lb. It is believed to generate an estimated $36 billion market. Most of the money is spent not on growing and producing but on smuggling the supply to buyers. The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime claims in its 2008 World Drug Report that typical U.S. retail prices are $10–15 per gram (approximately $280–420 per ounce). Street prices in North America are known to range from about $150 to $400 per ounce, depending on quality. But my shit will cost more because of the quality of it. I got three words for you Butane Hash Oil.


Hash oil, also known as "BHO," "honey oil," "wax," "honeycomb," and "shatter," is a powerful, concentrated cannabis extract. According to the labs and experts I heard about, it can contain anywhere from 50 to 80 percent THC (a medical marijuana bud typically contains 10 to 27 percent THC), so that even just a "dab" (a small amount of hash oil) can produce quick pain relief. Additionally, it's free of mold, it can be easier on the lungs than smoking marijuana plant matter, and doesn't leave the patient smelling like pot. In medical-marijuana states out West, hash oils can make up as much as 40 percent of a dispensary's sales.


Butane Hash Oil, or BHO, a marijuana extract that is pretty much pure THC. People have been making marijuana extracts for millennia, pounding, churning, and milling green plant matter to separate its natural resins, yielding a more concentrated product. For ages, we called this stuff hash, but a new method of extraction came about that was so much more effective that the product itself looked different, had a different texture, and most importantly, got you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fucking higher.


Simply put, BHO is made by blasting marijuana with butane, a solvent that takes all the THC with it and nothing else. Evaporating away the butane leaves only the resin, a viscous, amber-colored, waxy substance. BHO is vaporized, either in a pan or using a special pipe, which is where the phrase "Dabbing Errl" comes from—you blowtorch the titanium bowl piece until it's red hot, then you use a pointy tool to press the oil onto the metal and it bursts into a vapor cloud that you inhale rapidly. But my shit is different as it goes thru a separate step because of what our friends behind that glass door want to do with it.


The most notable thing about the high from BHO is that it makes you feel the way you did when you smoked the first time. It's a high that envelopes you and renders you pretty much useless, but the bliss that comes with it is unmatched. After that first hit, I was obsessed with making it myself and perfecting it.


Alas, every rose has its thorn, and I soon discovered that the thorny side of BHO arose from the process of making it, a precarious procedure that can literally blow up in your face. Over the past couple of years, there have been an increasing number of instances of people fucking up the BHO-extraction process and severely injuring and even killing themselves. I aint gonna lie there was the first time I did this where I burnt my right arm. You know every time you hit the oil you get high. I mean motherfuckin psychdelic high and shiz.” I cannot help but smile as I tell him that.


“I aint putting on that gas mask ABQ. We aint cooking Meth here. All we are doing is slinging weed. Why can’t we just do that fuck this oil crap.” Pete states with his voice growing louder.


“We got no choice homie right now ok. Butane honey oil is very dangerous if not done correctly. Explosions. Idiots not knowing what they are playing with. Very similar to cooking Meth. You cannot take a bunch of butane and put it on a bunch of weed and cook it on a stove. I saw a bunch of you tube videos on that and saw explosions-house explosions. Once heard about in 2010 an explosion was loud, so devastating that it lifted the fuckin house off its foundation. Now that is some serious shit. What a bunch of morons. But ABQ he has perfected his shit.


All I can say is I love Colorado. Gonna make a shit load of cheddar there. And yes ABQ says pun intended. The legalization of marijuana. They even had a cannibus cup there this year with BHO all over the place. But mine will be different. Mine will be unique and mine will be purer than pure. We are talking purer than fuckin sugar. I heard of some companies in Denver popping out 3 to 4 pounds a week of BHO and it is all legal. Nevada with the cathouses and now Colorado with the weed. On second thought I need to stay out of Colorado cause this is some pimp tight competition.


What we are going to create here is one of the largest BHO labs. Otherwise ABQ aint gonna have any legs.

Here in this lab they put like 20 grand in its state of the art vacuum pump. Cylinders everywhere. I tell you I feel like I am watching a “Breaking Bad” episode.


Too bad we did not live in a society that regulates it. Each BPO explosion, each person getting arrested for having some on them, each person needed it for medical uses. All of this just moves one to think why are we wasting time on weed? Why is it not legalized?


Alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, caffeine and refined sugar are among the most commonly used, potentially habit-forming recreational substances. All are best left out of our daily diets. Only marijuana is illegal, though alcohol and tobacco are clearly more harmful. In several respects, even sugar poses more of a threat to our nation's health than pot. I understand about what society says about mood changes.


But these dangers are far surpassed by the perils of alcohol, which is associated with pancreatitis, gastritis, cirrhosis, permanent dementia, physiological dependence and fatal withdrawal. In healthy but reckless teens and young adults, it is frighteningly easy to consume a lethal dose of alcohol, but it is essentially impossible to do so with marijuana. Further, alcohol causes severe impairment of judgment, which results in violence, risky sexual behavior and more use of hard drugs.

Those who believe cannabis to be a gateway to opioids and other highly dangerous drugs fail to appreciate that the illegal purchase of marijuana exposes consumers to dealers who push the hard stuff. Given marijuana's popularity in this country, the consumption of more dangerous drugs could actually decrease if pot were purchased at a liquor store rather than on the street corner where heroin and crack are sold.


So who had the bright idea of banning cannabis in the first place? Was it physicians? Social service organizations? No. The credit goes to the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, which in 1937 pushed through laws ending the growth, trade and consumption of all forms of cannabis, including the inert but commercially useful hemp plant. America's ban on the so-called "Weed of Madness" was based on bad science and fabricated stories of violence perpetrated under the influence. The madness of cannabis can be ascribed not so much to its users, but to those who sought to criminalize the drug so soon after the monumental failure of alcohol Prohibition.


Just ABQ’s commentary of the month.


Downside is it definitely hurts the lungs a bit but somehow the cheetos puffs counteracts that somewhat. My memory has always stayed intact when doing this myself or at least I think it stayed intact. Only downside is after I finish some of this shit at the crib and one of my friends come over. My response is always the same. Give me ten minutes bro. I go and sit on the sofa in a state of europhia. All of this for a cleaner and stronger high.


And with that the process begins. Sorry homies but I have to leave some stuff out just like I tweaked certain numbers in earlier paragraphs I have to be careful on the actual process here as to not give too much away.


A huge ass baster (generic put here on purpose) is the best for this as you put the weed in there. Needle attachment with can of butane fits perfectly into. Then you blast that shit into the baster and watch the weed becoming slightly discolored. On the bottom needs to be some sort of filter. A filter I have to be careful of giving away. Some Reynolds wrap as a second layer. Then wolla get a big ass motherfuckin bowl to extract the THC. Then there has to be a second bowl on top with some butane/hot water as the two chemicals will mix and react violently. Yo science biatches.


When it is done it will be reacting very very slowly. We aint making popcorn here homies. Then it goes thru another step which I will leave out but treats it as what I refer to as the vacuum effect. The key is purging correctly so the oil comes out nice and smooth. No chemical taste at all it is pure hash oil. This gets you so much higher than regular weed or even dro. This is the purest fuckin form of weed ever created. Once you have some of this shit you think you are up on Mount Everest. That is how high you feel. It is truly like an out of body experience.


“This is oil how are you going to put this in a cheetos puff. I mean the idea is brilliant. You can smoke it, eat it, suck on it, swallow it whole. Can you suck it until you get to the center much like a tootsie roll pop?” Skinny Pete asks me.


“Are you actually comparing my recipe in a cheetos puff to sucking on a tootsie pop?” I ask amazed at his stupidity.


“Wait here me out homie. Tootsie Pops are known for the catch phrase "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?". The phrase was first introduced in an animated commercial which debuted on U.S. television in 1970. In the original television ad, a boy poses the question to a cow, a fox, a turtle and an owl. Each one of the first three animals tells the boy to ask someone else, explaining that they'd bite a Tootsie Pop every time they lick one. Eventually, he asks the owl, who starts licking it, but bites into the lollipop after only three licks, much to the chagrin of the boy, who gets the empty stick back. The commercial ends the same way, with various flavored Tootsie Pops unwrapped and being "licked away" until being crunched in the center.


I heard that a student study at the University of Cambridge concluded that it takes 3,481 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Another study by Purdue University concluded that it takes an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop using a "licking machine", while it takes an average of 252 licks when tried by 20 volunteers. Yet another study by the University of Michigan concluded that it takes 411 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. A 1996 study by undergraduate students at Swarthmore College concluded that it takes a median of 144 licks (range 70–222) to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Harvard Grad students created a rotating mechanical tongue and concluded it took 2255 licks. It took 2256 licks on one attempt for a normal raspberry Tootsie Pop to get the center showing.


You don't hear much about the company that makes Tootsie Rolls. And that's exactly the way executives want it. But the question Is why? What are they hiding ABQ? Tootsie Roll Industries is steeped in history and has been run for 50 years by 92-year-old Melvin Gordon and his 80-year-old wife Ellen. The 116-year-old company rarely gives tours and interviews and doesn't like quarterly earnings calls. The similarities to Willy Wonka are so strong that I wouldn't be surprised to see golden tickets packaged with Blow Pops one day. I mean again WTF are they hidin ese?


There are no analysts covering Tootsie Roll -- why bother when you can't get any information? So the company goes largely ignored even as it continues producing some of the country's most beloved candies, including Junior Mints, Sugar Babies, Dots, Sugar Daddy's and Charleston Chews. Though investors can buy shares of Tootsie Roll Industries -- they're priced at about $25 the Gordons retain tight control over the company by owning class B stock, each of which is worth about 10 shareholder votes. Tootsie Roll shares are trading at about where they were a year ago, after falling to under $22 this spring.

But Tootsie Roll has accomplished an admirable feat: It nearly doubled revenue over the past 20 years without huge advertising budgets. The campaign it did spend money on long ago -- how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop -- continues to resonate.


There has been intense consolidation in the candy business recently. Kraft Foods (KFT) bought Cadbury in 2010, and Hershey is in buyout mode as it furthers its global expansion plans. Mars, a private company, bought Wrigley in 2008.”


“Now lets turn the tables Pete how the heck do you know so much about that company?” I am now very intrigued.


“When I lived in Chicago for a short time I applied for a job there. I did not get it and man was I pissed. I wanted free tootsie roll products. So I did some research on them.” Pete says as he still sound pissed off about it.


“First off your little Tootsie Roll Pop rant is way off as there really is only going to be one way to be able to use the new and improved cheetos puffs. Eating marijuana is way different than smoking it. It takes a lot longer for the high to come on, but when it comes, you’ll notice. I’ve seen people freak the eff out because they ate weed-laced goods and nothing happened right away. Usually about an hour after trying the first one, they’re like, “Wow these aren’t working, what a rip off,” and eat more. That is a classic mistake. Don’t do that!
But my product makes the high happen much sooner.


I personally think eating the weed is a better use of the bud because the high is so intense. I hear people say that it’s a “body buzz.” Like having a full body orgasm. Can you imagine marketing that to women? But I digress it just makes me really, really high for a really long time. Just be prepared for the effects and eating weed is one of the best experiences you can have. That said, don’t overdo it because it can get to the most seasoned smokers. Just consume as much as, or less than, you would when smoking. The only difference here is that the high is going to be even greater because we are using a synthetic process to convert the oil into a more “chewy” like substance to then inject into the cheetos puffs.


So this process we have to once again put on the gas masks and it requires hot water, our Sunday Funday Oil, cayenne powder, and another substance which I will show you in a few minutes. When cocking this in bulk the oil mixes with that special substance and from there Cabron takes it into another room to inject into Cheetos puffs using some weird needle like factory contraption. So that is our roll here for the next week or so. Make the BPO, let it cool and then have it mix into ABQ special substance and wolla hand it off to for insertion into the Puffs.” I say all of this but hope I really get to get out of here in a week.


“So what is this special substance?” Pete says
“Blank and Tequila.”
“Serious homie.” Pete’s eyes widen.
“Maybe.”
“Ok Pete lets get to work and impress them since our lives may just be on the motherfuckin line here.”


Two hours later we are joined by Cabron and two other bad ass associates. It has been twenty minutes since all three and Skinny Pete have eaten two puffs. Pete takes a drink of a 24 ounce Mountain Dew.


“What is so special about Mountain Dew anyway?” I ask Pete. ‘You always drinkin that when you are not chugging every alcohol known to man.


“Mountain Dew is the shit. Wanna know somethin ABQ? A bit of misinformation has captured the hearts and minds of high school and college students of late the notion that the popular American soft drink Mountain Dew can be used as a contraceptive. That’s right homie the stuff you hear at colleges is absolutely insane.

Apparently it is widely believed among people in this age group that drinking Mountain Dew drastically lowers the sperm count in males. Some fear this may cause impotency, I am told, while others view it as a cheap and easy method of birth control. Lest you think I'm joking, in 1999 the Wall Street Journal reported that in the fall of that year this notion "boomeranged across the country from Oregon to Washington, D.C., and from Texas to Montana." Its popularity continues to perplex health care officials, not to mention the manufacturer of Mountain Dew, PepsiCo.

"This is an urban myth," said Jonathon Harris, a public affairs manager in the company. He likens the rumor to stories of people seeing Elvis alive and well in some random convenience store. Not merely false, but "absurd, unfounded and ridiculous."

True believers attribute the soft drink's purported spermicidal properties to its relatively high caffeine content (55 mg. per 12 oz. can, versus 45.6 mg. in Coke and 37.2 mg. in Pepsi or there about) and/or the presence of a coloring agent named Yellow Dye No. 5, but there's nothing in the scientific literature to support either claim. The FDA determined long ago that Yellow Dye No. 5 poses no physiological threat to non-allergic people, and, as for caffeine, there's evidence to suggest it actually increases the motility and efficacy of sperm cells, not the opposite.

These misconceptions about Mountain Dew go back to the mid-1990s, if not further. Variations on the theme have included notions like Mountain Dew causing testicles to shrink or penises to shrivel. Where these ideas came from is unclear, but they contain reverberations of stories going even further back (a decade or more) in the African American community to the effect that certain companies allegedly owned by the Ku Klux Klan or similar racist organizations have purposely added sterility-inducing ingredients to foods and beverages popular with African Americans.

The Dew rumor's recent growth spurt may be partially due to a surge in the popularity of the drink itself. According to figures compiled by Beverage Digest, as of this writing Mountain Dew is the fastest-growing soft drink in the U.S.
The state of Wisconsin warned parents, for example, that the notion that Mountain Dew functions as a spermicide could spark a rise in the number of unwanted pregnancies if it goes unchallenged. Marjorie Saltzman, a longtime Planned Parenthood volunteer in Portland, Oregon, has lobbied PepsiCo to address the misinformation through advertising or special warning labels so far without success.” Pete stops for a few minute and sits down as a big smile comes over him yet he tries and continue.

“To its credit, PepsiCo has responded forthrightly to questions from the press, but its PR folks would do well to resist the temptation to adopt a dismissive attitude toward this urban legend. Granted, it's a "schoolyard tale" with no foundation in fact, comparable to Elvis sightings and the like, but bumping into a dead rock star at the 7-11 has never, to my knowledge, resulted in an unwanted pregnancy. And just because a rumor is silly doesn't mean it aint true. You know homie?” Pete is finally done with his ridiculous Mountain Dew rant.

Three minutes later Pete’s smile grows wider and only lets out this word “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuk.”

I guess our Cheetos puffs experiment is a success as I look at Cabron and his associates as they are also smiling. Obviously higher than a kite.

“Pete lets go get you some latina pie.” Cabron tells him
“You gotz any girls able to do a tequila cock shot?” Pete says to him. He then looks back at me and says this “ABQ this is fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccking awesome! Just saying bitch. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” Then turns his attention back to my cuz Cabron.

Cabron only smiles as we all leave the lab. Mission was a success and now it is time to turn our attention at least for one night to get some awesome T & A. I say this as I grab a bag of Cheetos from a barrel.

Episode Seven: In too Deep
To those that Pm'ed me wanting to know where is the next episode coming out it has been here since Sunday homies. This response should move it up a bit in the sandbox.

To say it is long would be like talking about mi anaconda and shit.
Be on the lookout for episode 7. Could come as early as this weekend.



ABQ and Pete get deeper in the Cartel with cooking but will they actually be able to leave?

It is finally revealed what ABQ did four years ago to Don Fernando to put his life in serious jeopardy but what could that of been?

This episode has been tagged as reader discretion is seriously advised. Because of _______________________ (Well you will find out soon enough)

Will the Cheetos laced Puffs actually work?

Stay tuned.
I've been clean for 15 years. Episode 6 is the closest I've come to a complete contact high since the A/C went out in the Alacommode during the Page & Plant concert. Headin' out for some Ding Dongs and chocolate milk. Later!