Just a thought. You may want to just ask if anyone knows a good litigator who might be interested in making your acquaintance, or might want to see you as a client. And leave the
quid pro quo unstated. As this is a semi-public forum in which I am sure more than one lawyer enjoys, I would think most would now hesitate to show up in court with you.
There is nothing on the menu that is worth losing a bar license over.