God is watching you masturbate!

SgtGonzo's Avatar
Don't forget god can see you when you masturbate.

But don't stop….he's almost there.

No Im kidding there is no god.

-Sarah Silverman
guy fawkes's Avatar
No Im kidding there is no god.
LOVE IT


-Sarah Silverman- She needs a twin that is a provider
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Don't forget god can see you when you masturbate Originally Posted by SgtGonzo
I ain't going to stop. choking. this. chicken.
I think that's part of the perks of being God... being able to tune in to whatever he wants at whatever point.

Besides, if it was bad, why would it feel soooo good?
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Hey Tracy if we go BCD think we can get him to watch?

lol, just thought of something. Say it were true and god was getting off watching us masturbate. When god nuts, is that when it rains?
Guest021420's Avatar
"When a demi-God blows bloody sperm
It does not stop, it starts to worm
And you shall achieve a maggot spunge-hole effect." GWAR
LOL Gonzo!! I bet we could, I have a feeling He peeks in on my life for shits and giggles sometimes
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That was sooo funny. Now I'm watching his other clips. hahaha
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@Tracy Auburn-- I saw him live he is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WPvSo8AYdM
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Poor Gd. flnde pulling pud is not a pretty sight. You would think the creator of the universe could come up with a better system.
You don't think God has a sick, twisted humor flinde?
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My personal favourite.

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  • Mokoa
  • 11-25-2013, 10:58 PM
You don't think God has a sick, twisted humor flinde? Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn
If he did...

Flinde would be out of a job.

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I think that's part of the perks of being God... being able to tune in to whatever he wants at whatever point.

Besides, if it was bad, why would it feel soooo good? Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn
If God is watching me I hope God is female so we both can get some enjoyment from it.