Something that makes you happy and sad at the same time?

Well crap my copy and paste evaporated.

So I'll have to type it out.

A husband and wife are sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaning the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions" . colt adlib You know its like chick crack they love anything about emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, "That's absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

The Wife Said: "Out of all your friends you have the biggest dick."

LMAO

Now that is a good one!!

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Thats good