Pet Peeves

Do you have a pet peeve?

Does something that is minor annoyance really annoy you?

A few of mine.

When you are talking to someone. When another person comes up to you or the other person and just starts talking.

The person that is every conversation thinks they are smarter than everyone else.

People that can't drive with out doing anything else, now they are on the cell phone or eating. Then they flip you off when they screw up.

Hand dryers in bathrooms.

People that cannot decide what to order when in line, decide before it is your turn.

Forms that do not have enough space for answers.

People who try to enter elevator before others have exited.

Stupid people that stand at the cashiers stand in the grocery store and BS the clerk then dig for the debit card after every thing is rung up. Or the bitch ahead of me today that placed one item at a time on the belt with her purse in her other hand. The clerk was ringing one thing at a time as it came down the belt.

People at a cash ordering food and/or paying at the store while talking on the phone. MOST of those calls go something like this: "hey, where you at? Nah i'm at walmart." PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!!! Sorry that really irks me.

If your in Ferrari 458 and in left hand lane and Yugo comes up behind you move over. On I10 signs all over left hand lane for passing except you, you arrogant selfish bastard. My bad but you asked

Do you have a pet peeve?

Does something that is minor annoyance really annoy you?

A few of mine.


People that can't drive with out doing anything else, now they are on the cell phone or eating. Then they flip you off when they screw up.

People on there cell phones while driving usually piss me off because they usually slow down and are in the way


People that cannot decide what to order when in line, decide before it is your turn.
My biggest pet peeve of all time IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT GET OUT OF THE LINE!!!! Originally Posted by travelerman

As one of my all time favorite comedians would say

My pet peeves are:
Chewing gum with your mouth open.

Smoking cigarettes.

Horrible grammar (minor grammar errors I can deal with..I know I make some every now and then), ghetto spelling, and incorrect capitalization (I'm OCD about writing).

Constant loud noises

When people don't go the speed limit.

When people speed up PAST the speed limit so you can't get in.

My sex pet peeves are licking my ear (yuck), smacking my ass super hard (ouch), slapping my face with your dick (rude), and flicking my nipples (they are super sensitive and like gentle treatment).

Stupid people that stand at the cashiers stand in the grocery store and BS the clerk then dig for the debit card after every thing is rung up. Or the bitch ahead of me today that placed one item at a time on the belt with her purse in her other hand. The clerk was ringing one thing at a time as it came down the belt. Originally Posted by tucson

Agreed! People you do not have to get to know your cashier on a personal level it is ok to pay and go. It really is.

Chewing gum with your mouth open. Originally Posted by Malaya

Agreed! Super annoying.

I can not stand guys that cat call in any way, shape or form. It is NOT cute. I will not turn around to get your number because you yelled "Hey baby what's good whicha!" at me.

People who get their feelings hurt too easily annoy me. I know it sounds mean but, it just does. I am a really nice person but, if you cry about every little thing....yea...just sayin.

My neighbors are a pet peeve. I do NOT want to talk every time I walk out my damn door so stop looking at me awkward. I have even played it ninja style and looked before I go out.

People who use speaker phone when it is not necessary. In Wal-Mart or a restaurant.

Girls who talk between bathroom stalls. No else in the bathroom cares that Ashley is a stupid hoe and hit on your man and you plan on kicking her ass the next time you see her.



And the ultimate ANNOYANCE.....I am pretty sure when about 90% of the human race puts their hands on a shopping card they turn into a total idiot.

A few tips for good cart etiquette (should be a no brainer):

1: Drive it like you drive a car simple tip. You know enter through the enter door exit through the exit door. Stay in your right hand lane etc. Really simple.
2: If it is the day before Thanksgiving and the store is PACKED do NOT try and push your cart down the already packed spice isle. Park it in another not so busy area and grab what you need with your hands and return to your cart. Trust me it will take you a lot less time and piss off a lot less people.
3: THE EASIEST OF ALL. Do NOT park your cart in the middle of an isle while you talk on your phone, go over your list or simply stand there looking around like you lost your mind.

And I am done Although I am sure I could muster up a few more I will spare you guys lol.

Happy Thanksgiving

1.People not using their turn signals, SA drivers are horrible, when it comes to this.

2.Idiots who use the express line, with a grocery cart full of crap,10/20 limit should be pretty easy to figure out.

3. Whole families go up to place order, sit your fat asses down, one or two people go up to counter.

4. Aholes who talk during a movie, I paid good $ to see the movie, not listen to your jabering, went off on a teenage couple just the other day.

Loud talking Ass Monkeys on their cell phone in the shit stall of public bathroom. You are standing there draining your lizard then from behind you hear "Hey dude what you doing" or "Hey How Are you?"

All the discourteous people that talk on their cell phones in lines everywhere as if they think you should wait while they chat about their last period or crap or whatever.

All of the charter members of the "Me First Club" driving the streets, and their cousins the "Butt Sniffers".

Agreed! Super annoying.

I can not stand guys that cat call in any way, shape or form. It is NOT cute. I will not turn around to get your number because you yelled "Hey baby what's good whicha!" at me.
I could never do this maybe it was the way I was raised my mom and her sister would have beat the shit out of me if they ever thought I did this

People who get their feelings hurt too easily annoy me. I know it sounds mean but, it just does. I am a really nice person but, if you cry about every little thing....yea...just sayin.

Agreed.

My neighbors are a pet peeve. I do NOT want to talk every time I walk out my damn door so stop looking at me awkward. I have even played it ninja style and looked before I go out.

Same here or when they see me and I have headphones in my ears and they still try to talk to me

People who use speaker phone when it is not necessary. In Wal-Mart or a restaurant.

For me this not just a pet peeve this pisses me off

Girls who talk between bathroom stalls. No else in the bathroom cares that Ashley is a stupid hoe and hit on your man and you plan on kicking her ass the next time you see her.

I had no idea that kind of stuff happened LOL!

And the ultimate ANNOYANCE.....I am pretty sure when about 90% of the human race puts their hands on a shopping card they turn into a total idiot.

A few tips for good cart etiquette (should be a no brainer):

1: Drive it like you drive a car simple tip. You know enter through the enter door exit through the exit door. Stay in your right hand lane etc. Really simple.
2: If it is the day before Thanksgiving and the store is PACKED do NOT try and push your cart down the already packed spice isle. Park it in another not so busy area and grab what you need with your hands and return to your cart. Trust me it will take you a lot less time and piss off a lot less people.
3: THE EASIEST OF ALL. Do NOT park your cart in the middle of an isle while you talk on your phone, go over your list or simply stand there looking around like you lost your mind.

Well said


And I am done Although I am sure I could muster up a few more I will spare you guys lol.

And for these reasons as well as many other Bailey has become one of my favorite people on the board not only is she stunning she is hilarious as well


Happy Thanksgiving Originally Posted by thatgirlbailey

4. Aholes who talk during a movie, I paid good $ to see the movie, not listen to your jabering, went off on a teenage couple just the other day. Originally Posted by Keyzer Soze

I also can't stand it when people are talking during a movie especially in a movie theater this also falls in the category of shit that pisses me off and the worst ones are the drunks I was at a movie once on Christmas day I forget what movie I was seeing but this drunk idiot is sitting behind me and a friend of mine make comments during the movie anyway towards the end of the movie someone in the movie gets shot and dies and this idiots yells out as he is shot "nooooooooooooooooooo!" Thinking he was funny. I swear it took every fiber of my being not to jump over my seat and beat the shit out of him. That's why now I usually go to the movies during the day.

While driving:
1.Failing to yield- that sign is there for a reason
2.Driving to the front of the exit line and trying to cut in- you are the reason there is a line

On a date:
1.Sorry, if you cannot chew with your mouth closed, I don't care if you are Sofia Vergara, you're out- Maybe Sofia
2.Being rude to a waiter- you're out, it's a hard enough job
3.Complaining about ridiculously minor things

Stores:
1. Standing/ leaving your cart in the center of the aisle
2. Having more than 11 items in the less than 10 line

There are so many more, but 2 more general ones:

1.Bad math- if you cannot do math, don't

2.Control your fucking kids!

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That's another big one for me

In a session ;
the phone rings
the maid calls
the alarm rings

That's another big one for me Originally Posted by a10bomb

Control your kids!!!

Agreed!!

I hate it when Brother in Law's family shows up to eat. Everyone else has been there working to get food cooked, they show up with develed eggs. They show up and start munching on what is out to be served, picking and grabbing food out of bowls. Pisses me off.

As one of my all time favorite comedians would say

Love John Pinette

My neighbors are a pet peeve. I do NOT want to talk every time I walk out my damn door so stop looking at me awkward. I have even played it ninja style and looked before I go out.

Wow Bailey you his the sweet spot, yes here too. I am luck my neighbors are the same as i am, LEAVE ME ALONE. Not interested in visiting, that is why we have properity lines.

Great topic travlerman!!

1.Bad grammer
2. TEXTING WHILE DRIVING (If possibly killing a child is worth sending"ok" your a POS sorry. Wait til you stop if you're texting me- I dont want that karma.)
3.Yes please, control your damn kids in public- or I'll complain to a managar and do often. Pull yourself together
(I dont have kids, but I know me and my sisters would have never...)

And to all my Texans, Im sorry because I do love TX so much I moved here...but...
4.TEXAS DRIVERS
I've now driven in 40 states- Texas Drivers are the Worst!