I've met some real pricks in my time, but you sir are a fucking cactus.
Let's play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.
There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say 'I want attention' in so many different ways?
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to your dumbass shortly.
If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of Lego's, next to a Justin Beiber concert.
Déjà poo: the feeling you've heard this shit before.