Ladies... what would take you off the market?

That's right name your price. If a hobbyist said I want you all to myself or non hobbyist for that matter.... what would it take?

It's gotten damn quiet in the Austin forums......but here's my guess....

It's gotten damn quiet in the Austin forums......but here's my guess....

Originally Posted by Beagle

HAHAHA!! Sounds good to me!

It's gotten damn quiet in the Austin forums......but here's my guess.... Originally Posted by Beagle

Not take you off the market Beagle... a lady.

I dunno. $5000 a month. And I'll be all yours

I dunno. $5000 a month. And I'll be all yours Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

A voice of reason... thank you.

Hey, my bills would be paid in full and I'd have extra to do whatever I need with. Why not?

I dunno. $5000 a month. And I'll be all yours Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

*Breaks out calculator

Hey, my bills would be paid in full and I'd have extra to do whatever I need with. Why not? Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

I'll even throw in a hood budget.... Gucci right?

*Breaks out calculator Originally Posted by BoomShakaLaka

Sex THREE times per day, SEVEN days per week, THREE weeks per month

21 X 3 X $250 = $15,750.00

Sounds like one hell of a deal!

Now what are we going to do with Boo?

Is he cute? Said benefactor? Does he have a decent sized and shaped penis?

I'll even throw in a hood budget.... Gucci right? Originally Posted by Still Looking

hood budget??? I don't own anything Gucci.

That's right name your price. If a hobbyist said I want you all to myself or non hobbyist for that matter.... what would it take? Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well, without boring you with too many annoying details:

Scenario 1: a three carat engagement ring, a Platinum Amex, a house in a nice neighborhood and a marriage license. And not having to work at a job I hate.

Scenario 2: $2500 a month cash, a condo paid off in my name, car of my choice paid off in my name. Open tabs at two of my fave restaurants and the ability to still maintain my freedom by working at a job I love.

I dunno. $5000 a month. And I'll be all yours Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

Very reasonable. But I have a feeling most guys would find you a bargain at any price :-)

I dunno. $5000 a month. And I'll be all yours Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

Shit Tracy, sounds good to me.

I don't own anything Gucci. Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn

Me either!!