Who else is annoyed....

.....by USAA radio commercials? If I hear Kristin Lee Shipley talking more one time in that cracking voice about how she doesn't trust banks, but that USAA banKING is different, I'm gonna lose it. Such a huge bank, such horrible radio ads.

Lol yeah, she's pretty grating. You know who I love, though? Those ridiculously hilarious ads from car guy Scott Elder, "the dealer for the people". Omg, I crack up every time!

If I had to list every ad that annoyed me, this would be a very very long thread! :-)

Ah'd throat fuck tha hell outta thet ol' Kristin Lee Shipley, but she's got her tongue so far up USAA's butthole, Ah'm a-feared ta get sum kinda pooper infection on ma wang dang doodle.

David, we are breaking up. I have had it with your infidelity. I am now single again.

David, we are breaking up. I have had it with your infidelity. I am now single again. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Hmmm. Y'all want me ta keep it in ma pants while y'all gits ta have lots o' bfs? Well, whut's good fer tha goose is good fer tha gander, sugartits. Ah hates ta go all Whisperola on ya but:

I used to be cut & dry...wham bam provide & all business.

I hated that crap. I found I enjoy the hobby letting things happen naturally. Allowing myself to be a little vunerable. To enjoy. To relax. To have mutual respect and an open mind able to connect mind & body-- able to care for multiple people, as humans, friends, lovers at different depths....

For some...that is not attractive. Whatever works for each of us. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

No, I will be providing the ....fill in the blank. I haven't quite figured it out yet, what it will be, for my guys but it will be good. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Ah wants ma records back! Ah wants ma records back! Ah wants ma records back! Exceptin' fer all tha ol' Culture Club ones. Y'all kin keep them rascals.

But Ah'll fight ya fer my Johnny Cash records. Ah'm really fond o' Tha Man in Black siningin' "Cocaine Blues". 'Specially tha part thet goes: "She made meh sore. Ah thought Ah wuz her daddy but she had five more."

U guys cant break up... I need a liquor filled trashy eccie wedding in my future....

If'n y'all just need a likker-filled trashy wedding, any Aggie wedding should do.
Ah speaks from 'xperience.