What should I have said? When he said I'm not Gay?

So I'm out at the honkytonk and move over to another bar to survey the inventory of ladies. I'm standing there and the guy to my left says "I'm not Gay"

My first instinct was a right cross but I suppressed that thought.

What should I have said?

Well Colt,guess the first response should have been" who cares or who gives a fuck or who's asking," whichever is the most appropriate depending on how many shots you've had!

First, I'm not judging. Really, I'm not!

I think my response would be something similar to "I'm not standing here looking at the hot babes for your benefit."

Ok you're not gay, your boyfriend is!!!

Ok you're not gay, your boyfriend is!!! Originally Posted by playIVkeeps

There went my morning coffee

I'm not either.........I really think the OP was Bi-curious and you were just not his type-lol-...jk

To be friendly, find common ground:
"So you see any nice looking ladies over here?...nothing where I just came from."

To be adversarial:
"So are you even straight or have no game?...because you're standing here by yourself."

"You're not my type."
I don't care what anyone thinks of my orientation.

But I like Nushi response.

Ok you're not gay, your boyfriend is!!! Originally Posted by playIVkeeps

To be friendly, find common ground:
"So you see any nice looking ladies over here?...nothing where I just came from."

To be adversarial:
"So are you even straight or have no game?...because you're standing here by yourself." Originally Posted by nushi

+1

So I'm out at the honkytonk and move over to another bar to survey the inventory of ladies. I'm standing there and the guy to my left says "I'm not Gay"

1.I would have to know were you in a gay bar.
2. Wearing bedazzled jeans with a ed hardy shirt
3. Lots of lip gloss with manicured eyebrows

My smart ass comment would have been that rules off you blowing me in the bathroom and walking off

Depending on the time of day the French can go either way.
Guess you were a minute too Late.

Why did that man put that disclaimer up front? I don't get it. Maybe you gave off a vibe or subliminally exhibited effeminate behavior or you're so goddamn clean and stylish that compelled him to state his sexuality.

Most women in a bar that you say hello to immediately think you want to have sex with them, possible this asshole took hey how is it going as a come on line, because I wasn't walking backwards with my manhood hanging out trolling for fags.

Now as Paul Harvey says the rest of the story, he was there with his EX wife, and I did say hello to her and she hugged me we talked a bit, and I went back to a couple that are friends, and hung out, his EX was dancing with someone that recognized her as attractive.

So when Mr Don Wanita said I'm not Gay, I said "You need to tell your EX Wife that". Then by luck she showed up because I figured any second I was going to have to smack this moron.

I've decided that his EX isn't worth the trouble since she showed up at a club with her EX in tow, there is just something messed up about that and bound to turn into a domestic dispute.

So a good hobby lady with no drama is sounding better.

So I'm out at the honkytonk and move over to another bar to survey the inventory of ladies. I'm standing there and the guy to my left says "I'm not Gay"

My first instinct was a right cross but I suppressed that thought.

What should I have said? Originally Posted by colt

You could have said, "So what are you doing whispering in my ear?"

"Then why are you wearing Ed Hardy gear?"