Fan mail... you just got to love the holiday season

Yes I get fan mail every day. Tons of lurkers out there that never post but reach out to say thank you. I thought I'd share one I got of late kind of as a public service announcement.

Sent to me via email...

Hey SL I just want you to know that you’re an idiot. I agree Mokoa is also an idiot with his free pussy hags but picking on my ATF is not right. Why would you pick on the chicks you like to fuck so much. Just so you know I bare back most of these chicks and you have eaten some of my spunk. I no his to be true. I put baby oil on my juck. The girls install the hat and before I insert I roll it back a little. In no time it off in there snatch and I blow the wade and cream pie them and they don’t have a clue. So keep up the good work man whore.
SABBLVR

Ladies always make sure the guy is clean, dry and NOT lubed before installing the cover. I'm sure most of you ladies are aware of this but just in case.
Looks like someone didn't do their research. Had he or she they would have known I'm a non GFE hobbyist about 99% of the time. Seldom kissing and NEVER DATY.
I just love the holidays!

#9 - No form of private communications between members are to be posted in our forums. This includes the contents of emails, PMs, IMs, private chat logs, privately shared images, etc. This is an invasion of another's privacy and will not be allowed.

Get him, Mokoa!

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Get him, Mokoa!

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

+1

Get him, Mokoa!
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

#9 - No form of private communications between members are to be posted in our forums. This includes the contents of emails, PMs, IMs, private chat logs, privately shared images, etc. This is an invasion of another's privacy and will not be allowed.

How do you know it's (he or she) a member SKF? Perhaps the fact I used COMIC SANS MS as the font? Now who commonly uses that font? Let me think for a minute....?

I did a search and SABBLVR doesn't come up with any member.

Here is another one...

Dear SL,

I hope you are well. Thanks for all the gifts. Christmas just wouldn't be the same without you. I know you are traveling and having fun. But I hope you will stop by and give me a hug. You know you have ALWAYS been my favorite.

Happy Holidays.

Love

SL'S MOM

Well, I was just yanking your string....buuuut, since you want to be that way about it...


Through deductive reasoning it would be safe to assume that this "lurker" must, at least, read the posts in the MULTITUDE of threADS that have been posted of late so as to be aware of the sissy-slap-fight/hissy shit fit you've been throwing because Mokoa moved your thread....not that it took this to realize that you're "an idiot" (your words), I suppose, but I digress...

Further, being that this "lurker" *is* aware of the goings-on here in our once, friendly, little corner of the Icky, and since this "lurker, doesn't post", to me implies, that they have, or had, the ability to do so.. and that says to me that this person is, or was, a member because only members of this site have that ability...and then there's the mention that this person "sees the same chicks as you and that you have eaten his spunck...", so this person apparently hobbies...

You know what? Forget all of this nonsense.

Let's just put all of this into the Bat Computer...

Uh huh...bet you're shakin' in your boots now, huh, SL?




:input:

:data entered:

:computing:

:computing:

:complete:

:results:

This person is none other than banned member Rick The Rocker.

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...and Becky's gonna' be pissed that you posted her pm and even *more* pissed that you outed her as SL's Mom....

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Sic 'em Mokoa!



Heh!

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That wouldn't be my guess in light of me posting in the P411 thread. But who knows for sure.

Plus rumor has it that Rocker Rick took a part time job as Slave Guinevere's cabana boy. I'm sure she must be keeping him pretty busy because I haven't seen or heard from him in some time!

Through deductive reasoning it would be safe to assume that this "lurker" must, at least, read the posts in the MULTITUDE of threADS that have been posted of late so as to be aware of the sissy-slap-fight/hissy shit fit you've been throwing because Mokoa moved your thread....not that it took this to realize that you're "an idiot" (your words), I suppose, but I digress...
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I don't hold grudges SKF... you should know me better than that! If I thought that thread was important I would have re-worded it and posted it till it STAYED right here in coed. The issue at hand was that a board member just like "you" no better no worse (Not till I see a poll LOL) asked for a simple explanation and never got one. People shouldn't be mods if they are not going to do their jobs especially if they're going to play favorites and screw with people. Now Mokoa can take every thread he wants and move them till his hearts content. And if by chance I break any rules point me or ban me if he wants, he certainly has done it before. Maybe go to Mt. Olympus and see if he can get rid of me. See I really don't care. In the mean time I'll be right here spreading all the holiday cheer I can muster and be as creative as possible all the while being "hobby related". What's not to like about San Antonio the people here are simply awesome!

Rocker Rick took a part time job as Slave Guinevere's cabana boy.



dayum!!! I wanted that job !!

Rocker Rick took a part time job as Slave Guinevere's cabana boy.



dayum!!! I wanted that job !! Originally Posted by myprototype

Huh.... who wouldn't? LOL

Here is another one...

Dear SL,

I hope you are well. Thanks for all the gifts. Christmas just wouldn't be the same without you. I know you are traveling and having fun. But I hope you will stop by and give me a hug. You know you have ALWAYS been my favorite.

Happy Holidays.

Love

SL'S MOM

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I guess you were an only child then.

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Huh.... who wouldn't? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

I guess she is pretty popular? I watch this area every once in a while to keep up, ( I hunt in bandero junction area) I sent her a pm last week and
I tried to meet with her ( I have 12-14 oks on 411).
but no luck looks like I'm the one that missed out.. huh

but I will return!!!!!

Yes I get fan mail every day. Tons of lurkers out there that never post but reach out to say thank you. I thought I'd share one I got of late kind of as a public service announcement.

Sent to me via email...

Hey SL I just want you to know that you’re an idiot. I agree Mokoa is also an idiot with his free pussy hags but picking on my ATF is not right. Why would you pick on the chicks you like to fuck so much. Just so you know I bare back most of these chicks and you have eaten some of my spunk. I no his to be true. I put baby oil on my juck. The girls install the hat and before I insert I roll it back a little. In no time it off in there snatch and I blow the wade and cream pie them and they don’t have a clue. So keep up the good work man whore.
SABBLVR

Ladies always make sure the guy is clean, dry and NOT lubed before installing the cover. I'm sure most of you ladies are aware of this but just in case.
Looks like someone didn't do their research. Had he or she they would have known I'm a non GFE hobbyist about 99% of the time. Seldom kissing and NEVER DATY.
I just love the holidays! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Sir SL…

Thank you sooo much for POSTING this for us to read… What a REPULSIVE individual to brag about his efforts to try and harm women that he sees by deliberately trying to SABOTAGE protective measures that not only HE but EVERYONE should take…

Your disgusted slave,

Guinevere

That wouldn't be my guess in light of me posting in the P411 thread. But who knows for sure.

Plus rumor has it that Rocker Rick took a part time job as Slave Guinevere's cabana boy. I'm sure she must be keeping him pretty busy because I haven't seen or heard from him in some time! Originally Posted by Still Looking

OH MY!!

Hmmm…

You see what happens when I INNOCENTLY go to a LOVELY little STRIP CLUB in Austin… have a glass of wine...a glass of champagne… and get coerced into letting this ADORABLE CO-ED give me a LAP DANCE???

Your blushing slave,

Guinevere

P.S.

I have a CABANA?!? WHO KNEW?!?

I guess she is pretty popular? I watch this area every once in a while to keep up, ( I hunt in bandero junction area) I sent her a pm last week and
I tried to meet with her ( I have 12-14 oks on 411).
but no luck looks like I'm the one that missed out.. huh

but I will return!!!!!


Originally Posted by myprototype

Hmmm…

On the TOP 10 BEST WAYS to get my ATTENTION…

PUBLIC HUMILIATION wasn't even close…

While most people do not respond FAVORABLY to this tactic I would say that an INTROVERT like myself will respond in a very negative way to this type of public censure...

I apologize REGULARLY for the delay in my replies… and I am ALWAYS sincere… my replies to my men are both detailed and informative and I give one of the most comprehensive references in San Antonio…

I have a very complicated bone marrow disorder that I deal with on a daily basis… I have a difficult work out schedule and I am a single Mother… I announced 2 weeks ago that I would be working out 2 to 3 times a day and that this might create even more of a delay in my reply… I try to be honest and open about some of the challenges that I face on a day to day basis…

If you had taken the time to research me a little better than you would have learned that I am a perfectionist…and that I always VALUE constructive criticism if it is delivered in the appropriate manner... I am ALWAYS upset that in this one area of my professional life… that I cannot seem to respond to everyone in a more timely manner…

However, I completely OWN THIS ISSUE and believe me, it FRUSTRATES ME beyond belief. However, I was ASSAULTED twice and DRUGGED once in the last 18 months and my current verification system is designed to not only protect YOU but also to protect my safety…

All I can say… is that I will continue to work on improving my verification process… but until that time… if you need to see a different provider than I will certainly understand and I would be happy to give you a list of ladies in San Antonio that are absolutely BEAUTIFUL in every way…

Your private slave,

Guinevere