Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for their staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and he proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand."

Not one hand went up... So she took them home and ate them.



Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.

Haha! Damn right mate! Especially one of them that belongs to you fellows over there. Thanks for sharing!

haha love it!

Well I see Lilly has a new member to the fan club.

And not to be hijacking the thread . Having flown over 2 million miles that could be a true story.

2 funny bb!! Luv it

Well I see Lilly has a new member to the fan club.

And not to be hijacking the thread . Having flown over 2 million miles that could be a true story. Originally Posted by Sonoman

Bloody oath mate! I look forward to seeing her during my trip to new York next year as well. And I'll do my best to steal her down here as soon as possible.