Nothing died...I have no pets...but I was devastated to learn that someone else has lost a pet and I'm in need of comforting...
All you true friends out there on this hooker board, PLEASE send me your well wishes, because I'm sure I'll be much happier after I see all the truly sincere sympathy for my sadness from people I've never met and don't give a fuck about...
Shower me with love bitches...
- Wakeup
- 12-10-2013, 11:46 AM
- chicagoboy
- 12-10-2013, 11:56 AM
Shower me with love bitches... Originally Posted by WakeuрHang on while I chug a gallon of iced tea.
- Fancyinheels
- 12-10-2013, 12:16 PM
I have something for you, Wakeup, but it isn't a hug.
- DEAR_JOHN
- 12-10-2013, 12:21 PM
How about a .45 between the eyes to put you out of your fucking misery. 
- notanewbie
- 12-10-2013, 12:28 PM
How about a .45 between the eyes to put you out of your fucking misery.you sir are a demented bitter old man, you may want to take your own advice on this one....or at least to your board persona.
- chicagoboy
- 12-10-2013, 12:31 PM
St. C once gave me ten points for urging Father Wayward's violent demise.
How many points is Grumps's offer worth?
How many points is Grumps's offer worth?
- notanewbie
- 12-10-2013, 12:33 PM
obviously your name is NOT Wakeup!
- dearhunter
- 12-10-2013, 12:58 PM
Should I call on all the bitches to "like" DJs post ..........like I did the other one?
heh........it took him long enough to comment on it.
On the bright side, we get to do this 4 more times.......ijs
heh........it took him long enough to comment on it.
On the bright side, we get to do this 4 more times.......ijs
- Guest071514-1
- 12-10-2013, 12:58 PM
I don't think you want a busty hug, or I would offer you one! Then again, I would offer a hug to any Blo Joe who doesn't stink:/ **take a cyber hug, that way you won't feel the boobs and ass**
- carkido45
- 12-10-2013, 01:06 PM
- Tobor the 8th Man
- 12-10-2013, 01:33 PM
:facepalm:
- TheJudge69
- 12-10-2013, 01:51 PM
Nothing died...I have no pets...but I was devastated to learn that someone else has lost a pet and I'm in need of comforting...I am not a true friend. I would much rather shower with your wife.
All you true friends out there on this hooker board, PLEASE send me your well wishes, because I'm sure I'll be much happier after I see all the truly sincere sympathy for my sadness from people I've never met and don't give a fuck about...
Shower me with love bitches... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
- Wakeup
- 12-10-2013, 01:52 PM
That can be yours for the low price of $500 for the hour...plus the airfare to London...
- Wakeup
- 12-10-2013, 01:57 PM
St. C once gave me ten points for urging Father Wayward's violent demise.Pretty sure he thinks the LOL emoticon protects him...
How many points is Grumps's offer worth? Originally Posted by chicagoboy
- Dorian Gray
- 12-10-2013, 02:48 PM
How the ICKY thincks a wakeup hug would go....
The hug Fancy would give you....
The hug D_J wants you to have....
The hug Fancy would give you....
The hug D_J wants you to have....