Happy Friday the 13th

Remember these key notes to survive this wonderful day:

1. Don't go swimming
2. Don't smoke
3. Do drink
4. Don't go out
5. Don't split up
6. Don't run from the killer
7. If you do run, and you trip, GET UP and run
8. Don't go upstairs
9. Turn on the light before entering any dark room
And last be the most important!!!
10. DO NOT HAVE SEX!!!


Hope everyone has a great weekend!!! Stay safe!
nephilim6mg's Avatar
You forgot "Don't mess with the buffalo."
Yes, and don't fry bacon naked!!
WGW frying corn nuggets can be dangerous also...
I try to stay away from frying anything naked. I know from first hand experience how painful it can be.
It may be painful but just think of all the kisses involved afterwards.....
You make a very good point.

I'll be purchasing a couple pounds of bacon and cooking oil tonight!!!
Jennatx's Avatar
Guess I like being a rule breaker No Sex tonight... lol bad girl go to your room lol