Little boy sits on Santa's lap in the mall. Santa says I bet I know what you want for Christmas and takes his finger and taps the boy on the nose and spells out "t-o-y-s" tapping the boys as he says each letter. The boy thinks and says "no, I have enough toys."
Then Santa says "I bet you want c-a-n-d-y" tapping his nose again. The boy thinks and says "no, I have enough candy". Santa then says "Ok...what do you want then?"
The little boy takes his finger and taps Santa on the nose spelling out "p-u-s-s-y", and says "don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger."
- derek303
- 12-13-2013, 05:59 PM
- badhusband
- 12-14-2013, 09:00 AM
That's just wrong in so many ways, but still funny!!! LOL