Two challenging things about being married...

Two challenging things about being married:

1. Being a really good listener, and;
2. Making your hand feel like a vagina.

~Unabashedly stolen from Mark Gross, comedian and writer

Actually, #1 should be acting like a really good listener.

Two challenging things about being married:

1. Being a really good listener, and;
2. Making your hand feel like a vagina.

~Unabashedly stolen from Mark Gross, comedian and writer Originally Posted by mbinlincoln

They have these really neat things called pocket pussy's. Pull it out in front of the wife and go to town, never know might turn her on.

I think they teach acting lessons at UNL or you could come see me and we could practice acting like we hear each other.

I think if pussy's could talk men would pay more attention. We wouldnt necessarily hear more but we would likely understand better from reading lips.