MERRY CRISSMUSS, E'ERYBODY!

A lotta y'all seem ta be innerested in who Ah yam. Well, here's a cell phone pic o' meh at tha Ann'nyal Senate Crissmuss Par-Tay!





So, frum the Lootin'ent Guv'nor O' the Great State o' Tejas, lemme wish a Felix Navi-doo-dah-day and a Prospecto Anus Neuvo, Ta All Y'all Buckaroos and Poke Salad Annies!

Unless Y'all's one o' them Crissmuss haters thet git pissed off at Merry Crissmuss an' insis' on Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa or sum uther Un'Murrican bullshee'yit! Fer all y'all, this iz whut Ah got:


But fer all yew true blue 'Murrican Crissmuss luvvers, feast yer eyes on this. Thet thar's one HOT tamale Ah'd like to shuck tha hell outta:

Merry Xmas to you, too, Mr Douche!


And Happy Holidays!!

Hmmmph, frum tha piss-poor response ta meh wishin' e'erybody a Merry Crissmuss, Ah guess this h'yar forum is fulla Scrooges an' Ted Cruz voters. Well, Ah hope yer happy with yer Cuban commie saltwater illegal. If'n Ah had mah way, all y'all haters would git visited by tha Grinch tanight so's he culd make y'all toss his green salad!

everyone!

Merry Christmas My new found Friends

I was in transit ta Hoostun. So a belated Merry Christmas to everyone. Safe travels to all and I hope you don't have to dodge Santa and his 10 reindeer in the traffic.

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Merry Chrissmus, to my numero uno, DD.

YeR tHe BeSt, baby!!

And Merry Chrissmus to all my Sancho's.

Sancho's? Y'all bin reading thet thar Donkey Hoe-tay book a'gin, sugartits?

Merry Crissmuss. God bless us, e'ery one. Jus' don't nunna y'all git likkered-up an' git outta hand. Ol' Hey-soos Crisco don't like folks causin' a ruckus on his birfday.