Time to be Thankful

It is the time of year when many of us take the time to reflect on the many blessings in our lives. These are some of the things that make my life a better one:

First: I want to thank Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon. Without him I would have to get off my fat ass and actually go to the malls and stores to buy Christmas gifts. If I had to do that I would probably wind up in prison. Because I can guarantee some fucktard would piss me off either in the parking lot or in the store and would be the recipient of a .40 caliber between the eyes.

Second: I would like to thank Single1 and free4Dave for their excellent gardening skills. These 2 guys have done more to enhance the hobby in SoTx than anyone. They produce consistently good fruit at a reasonable price and get their product to market on time. Thanks guys and I hope Santa brings you a whole lot of Miracle Grow for Christmas.

Third: Thanks to Gato and Smitty for the entertainment value they supply. These guys always have some sort of game going on. If it's not Smith cock blocking Gato, It's Gato bringing one of Smith's favorite providers to Smith's company Christmas party. Well played Gato, well played.
You guys are the Laurel and hardy of the SoTx board.

Finally: To all the rest of the mongers who play on this site I am thankful for you guys because it allows me to believe I am normal. I don't absolutely know I am normal, but thanks to you guys I have convinced myself I am. Because of that, you have saved me a ton of money by not having to enter a treatment program.

So I say thanks to everyone, you guys are all right. Another good year and to all a good night.

RJ, you sentimental bastard you. I have a little tear streaming down my face after reading this.
You brought up some good points, and us fellas should all remember that if we're well off enough to play this game on any level then we are living pretty good.
I hope all the ladies keep doing what they do, and that Dave and Single1 keep doing what they do.
Merry Christmas to everyone, now I've got to run out and cock block Gato.

It's been one hell of a year and I have enjoyed it in more ways than you can imagine, I finally got to meet some of you mongers and must say it was pretty cool. I am not one to walk into a crowd by myself (introvert my wifey says) and I had a good time at the San Antonio Christmas social. I am still on my quest for my unicorn a blue eyed Blonde, two of my girls are promising me one pretty soon. So I will do my best to share her with the rest of you guys. RJ and Mr. Smith. You have said it best already so all I will ad is merry Christmas to all.

RJ, we famously disagree on politics but I agree with you on the hobby.. Merry Christmas Sir.

Thanks Rj, I appreciate the kind words...I also want to thank everyone that I have met in McAllen, Corpus and Laredo. I wish all of you the best that life has to offer and may 2014 be your best year, yet.

2013 was a lot of fun with so many beautiful women to enjoy. Thanks guys for helping out all my friends. Can't thank you enough....

Look forward to meeting some more of Single1's friends and providers, in general, this year. I've recently seen a few wonderful ladies. I think this is the year that I'll be more active and consistent in the hobby and hope to see at least 1 provider a month. It's my resolution of they year! Thanks, Single1 for all the networking, and thanks to all the lovely ladies who aim to please. Here is to a great 2014!