2013 Is Almost Gone

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I did a review of 2012

I thought I would reflect on 2013 which has been an interesting year. Some of our friends have moved on from the hobby and are no longer with us for various reasons.

This year I have had the pleasure of meeting most of Mr. Smith's family. I even house sat for him for three days when he had a family function to attend up north. Never told him which girls I took over or where I had them in his house. (Shhhh don't tell him.) I guess if we were to give out the Monger of the Year award, Mr. Smith would surely be one of the finalist for that award. The only thing that keeps him from seeing more girls is that he does not play in the evenings.

Ariel, Karla, Erika, Sofia, Kati, Leena, Monica, Alex, Krystal, Yessica...........do these names sound familiar. These are the fruit from Single1's tree. The other finalist for the Monger of the Year award. I had business to attend to in the Valley and had dinner with Single1. Afterwards we hung out at his place. The tree did not bear fruit that evening. But I have to add that I have gotten used to TGR (ThatGuy Rates) and am not used to paying Single1 girls rates. So we spent the time browsing Moco and Backpage. Maybe next time.

Natalie, Sarah, Leslie, Jenn, Jaime........these tasty treats came from Free4dave's tree. Finalist for the Rookie of the Year Award. I think he may be a finalist for the Monger of the Year award in 2014. Seems to have a knack of finding these girls also.

Ahhh and then there is the Colonel. 2013 came with only a few of the Colonel's rants. He did not get as worked up this year as he has in the past. Has he mellowed out????? Is he getting to that age where he doesn't give a fuck anymore?????? Is he getting more pussy?????

Next is my good friend, RJDiner, the refined hobbiest. But then again I like my beans refined too, oh wait a minute, I think those are refried. Anyway, my amigo hobbys with class and is more apt to schedule a multi-hour session with a (ahem) higher quality girl. Although,,,,,,,,this year my friend did bend his own rule. We shall see what happens in 2014.

Our pool of local verified ladies has diminished over the last year. However, a few have remained with us and have continued to provide pretty good service based on their reviews, Majesty, ClassyTerri, TiaXXX, Miss Calli, Veronica, among others. Ladies, thank you for continuing to provide us with your services.

All in all, I have made some long lasting friends in this hobby and look forward to 2014 and beyond.

Ok Elgato but here's the biggest breaking news of the hobby this year...............(2013 of course)

DRUM ROLL PLEASE........................ .....



YOUR MAJESTY MEETS THE BISTRAIGHTS!!!

Now how fucking awesome is that?!!! The best fucking time of my life!! I can't wait to get my hands on Mrs Bistraight again. YUMMMM!!!!!!!!!


Another good thing this year in the hobby was how I spent most of the summer in Laredo this year. I had a good summer in Laredo thats for sure. I'll be back soon Laredo!!!

Also I had a fucking blast with RGVpapi. OH MY GAWD!!!! TALK ABOUT THE CRAZY SHIT WE DID IN HIS OFFICE AT WORK. NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Also got to spend some time with the Col. Z a.k.a. HOOKTARD! LOL!! (insider) Looking forward to hanging with you again soon.

BEFORE I RETIRE..... AND YES GENTLEMEN I PLAN ON RETIRING SOON. That has yet to be determined.

I'm looking forward to this new year and meeting new faces and my retirement.
Thanks for thinking of me Gato, but I think I have fallen from the top group as far as mongering goes. Dave and Single1 are both very good at finding them, but I think that may disqualify them from being in the running due to promotional conflicts, which doesn't mean I suggest they stop.
I think that Fed Ex Pilot should be in the running for monger of the year. That guy went at it with a vengence early this year.

As far as what took place at my house while I left it with you,,,, well let's not talk about it. I brought in the steam cleaners and the pest control people and had the place tented and fumigated. I had my loving bride get new sheets and threw away anything that could have been tainted. It was expensive letting you house sit.

We do have a few girls still on Eccie in south Texas, but the emergence of sites like Moco Space along with the sugar baby boom have kept many hopefuls working on the semi-pro level.
It has been an interesting year and I've had a lot of fun. We have some newer guys making a showing on the board, and some of the older names are still active and making a contribution.

I hope everyone has a great 2014.
bistraight69's Avatar
We were glad to give you the time of your life in 2013! Me and Mrs. B can't wait to get the royal treatment again in 2014, your Majesty!!
Thanks for thinking of me Gato, but I think I have fallen from the top group as far as mongering goes. Dave and Single1 are both very good at finding them, but I think that may disqualify them from being in the running due to promotional conflicts, which doesn't mean I suggest they stop.
I think that Fed Ex Pilot should be in the running for monger of the year. That guy went at it with a vengence early this year.

As far as what took place at my house while I left it with you,,,, well let's not talk about it. I brought in the steam cleaners and the pest control people and had the place tented and fumigated. I had my loving bride get new sheets and threw away anything that could have been tainted. It was expensive letting you house sit.

We do have a few girls still on Eccie in south Texas, but the emergence of sites like Moco Space along with the sugar baby boom have kept many hopefuls working on the semi-pro level.
It has been an interesting year and I've had a lot of fun. We have some newer guys making a showing on the board, and some of the older names are still active and making a contribution.

I hope everyone has a great 2014. Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

If Fedexpilot is in the running for monger of the year,lets add Louigi to that as well.

Who is in the running for Provider of the Year South Texas? Any suggestions??
We were glad to give you the time of your life in 2013! Me and Mrs. B can't wait to get the royal treatment again in 2014, your Majesty!! Originally Posted by bistraight69


See you all in 2014 Bistraights!

I think the Bistraights should be mongers of the year!
bistraight69's Avatar
We'll take Monger Couple of the Year.
We'll take Monger Couple of the Year. Originally Posted by bistraight69
Sounds good!!

MONGER COUPLE OF THE YEAR............

BISTRAIGHT69

Congrats!!!
If Fedexpilot is in the running for monger of the year,lets add Louigi to that as well.

Who is in the running for Provider of the Year South Texas? Any suggestions?? Originally Posted by Majestycctx
That's true. Louigi is so consistent and devotes so much time and energy to young women all year long that we tend to forget about him. He is always in the top group.
For provider of the year, and breaking in all the newbies you would once again be at the top of the south Tx list Majesty.
rgvpapi's Avatar
Ok Elgato but here's the biggest breaking news of the hobby this year...............(2013 of course)

DRUM ROLL PLEASE........................ .....



YOUR MAJESTY MEETS THE BISTRAIGHTS!!!

Now how fucking awesome is that?!!! The best fucking time of my life!! I can't wait to get my hands on Mrs Bistraight again. YUMMMM!!!!!!!!!


Another good thing this year in the hobby was how I spent most of the summer in Laredo this year. I had a good summer in Laredo thats for sure. I'll be back soon Laredo!!!

Also I had a fucking blast with RGVpapi. OH MY GAWD!!!! TALK ABOUT THE CRAZY SHIT WE DID IN HIS OFFICE AT WORK. NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Also got to spend some time with the Col. Z a.k.a. HOOKTARD! LOL!! (insider) Looking forward to hanging with you again soon.

BEFORE I RETIRE..... AND YES GENTLEMEN I PLAN ON RETIRING SOON. That has yet to be determined.

I'm looking forward to this new year and meeting new faces and my retirement. Originally Posted by Majestycctx

Thanks my love. The memories will forever be engrained in my mind.

And the carpet. And the office chair. And who knows where else lol

I look forward to our next rendezvous...
Thanks my love. The memories will forever be engrained in my mind.

And the carpet. And the office chair. And who knows where else lol

I look forward to our next rendezvous... Originally Posted by rgvpapi

I better get to the RGV and see "Daddy" soon!!