Attempting to Set a New Password:
Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses.
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses.
Website: Sorry you must use at least one number.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose.
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose.
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose.
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose.
Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose.
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyour assifyoudon'tgivemeaccessright fuckingnow.
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used!