Talking Dirty

Ok, so every now and then I get asked to talk dirty and even though I'm not usually shy, I start freaking out a little bit about what to say. It's like I get dirty talk block. haha! So guys, what do you want to hear? And gals, what are your fav things to say when this is requested? I remember someone actually giving me a short script one time before the appt and I thought that was fun. Also much easier than something just poppin into my head.
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Shut the front door!

SF
Lol Hi!
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  • Netx9
  • 01-01-2014, 05:51 AM
Easy....

"you are the best I ever had!"
It's like I get dirty talk block. Originally Posted by Darcy Darling
Writers block... Dirty talk block hehe... funny!!

I'm not really a dirty talker... I have been so damn horny before that I said some naughty things and I really loved it during but I can't really do it on demand and I am not going to follow a script but, hmm... I do like being told what to do in the bedroom though and that's kinda the same!!

@Darcy... I had a guy whisper in my ear once "You ready for me to fuck you with my baby maker" or "You want me to put my baby baby maker inside you" Or something like that.
Easy....

"you are the best I ever had!" Originally Posted by Netx9

+1. Lie to me, helps with my ego. One of best lines told to me by provider was"looks like you are a Magnum guy." Even though I know I am not and I never saw her take wrapper off condom she put on me. Lil big was raring to go and I lasted longer than ever. Psychological warfare. I love it.

B35H
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The problem with giving you things to say is that it will sound so empty when each guy then hears it later, having read it here...

Personally, I would leave the concept of "baby making" out of it though. Yikes!

So SF, you want her, in the middle of the action, to say "shut the front door"...? Huh?
+1. Lie to me, helps with my ego. One of best lines told to me by provider was"looks like you are a Magnum guy." Even though I know I am not and I never saw her take wrapper off condom she put on me. Lil big was raring to go and I lasted longer than ever. Psychological warfare. I love it.

B35H Originally Posted by big35hurt
+1


Good advice from a porn star if you are whispering this kind of stuff in my ear it is a huge turn on just remember if you are enjoying yourself we are probably enjoying it as well
I know one thing I will never say again had a friend over kinda got heated up on the couch and I knew he love for me to talk dirty to him like fuck me or Fuck me harder so I would and never repeat myself always would say something nasty .But one time he was over and we walk into the bedroom and as I got closer to the bed I let my Sexy red t-backs fall to the floor bent over and looked back and said Fuck It Like You Stole it.I thought he was going to cum all over my ass. I will never say that to him again...
Just Sayin.
Dezirie
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I think the video you posted , a10bomb,is good, to help someone learn. It's not all about "dirty" talk as much as about communicating what you're feeling. It maybe as simple as something like you smell so clean, you feel so good, you can whisper into his/her ear, not so much about what you say, as to how you say it. You can share your fantasies, make it about you as much as about him. JMHO

Good topic DD
I have a hard time believing youre getting cock blocked and cant cum up with anything naughty

anywho....hiiiiii!!!
Good tips everyone.

@Erich711: I can't see your advice. :P

@Karla: LOL! I would have been like wtf?! In my head, of course! :P

@Dezirie: LOL! Freaky gal!

@Kitty: Hey bitch! I seriously do freeze up, like, that changes the whole mood for me cause now Im totally wondering what the dude wants me to say. If I say something too dirty will he know Im a freak?! What I like might be too much for someone else haha! I've told people some of the stuff I like and they just look at me like, huh? Or they say, no, I could never do something like that! HAHA! Damn it! I said pour the fuckin candle wax! HAHA!

@Footlong: U are right! But still, if asked to do it on the spot, it's acting anyway, no?

I can't watch the vid here though Im just sneaking on to this site while I have a movie playing so people on the other side of the house don't know what Im up to. I will watch when I am home alone though.
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  • ttmax
  • 01-01-2014, 02:19 PM
Oh, beautiful, YOU SHY? You have always spoken what's on your mine (at least to me you have).... but heck what I like is......." oh baby, just give it to me, if you don't someone else will!" and stuff like that! Will meet soon again..... and don't hurt my feelings by letting me wait too long!
Oh, beautiful, YOU SHY? You have always spoken what's on your mine (at least to me you have).... but heck what I like is......." oh baby, just give it to me, if you don't someone else will!" and stuff like that! Will meet soon again..... and don't hurt my feelings by letting me wait too long! Originally Posted by ttmax
True, but when I really know ya I don't get as shy! :P And I def wont make u wait!