It never fails...

I have a cold for a week and the phone was ringing off the hook. Some did not even care I had a cold and still would have visited, if I had let them. You bad boys, lol! Now that I am all dressed up and been depraved...crickets! So, I am off to get a new Hitachi, eat some ice cream and watch gangbang porn!

Like my threAD? How'd I do? I should also say that I aM SUpEr WeT& HoRnEy. Come get it, DaDDy. 867-5309 call me
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Well, glad you're feeling better! Enjoy!
Glad your feeling better as well!
I was down to.
Wonder if anyone tried to call? Hmmph
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Like my threAD? How'd I do? I should also say that I aM SUpEr WeT& HoRnEy. Come get it, DaDDy. 867-5309 call me Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
It was perfect up until the gangbang part......fucking EWWWWWWW!!!!
Why not.... It was Foot Goddess Gang Bang?!!!

I am just messing around on all accounts. I could go for some Hitachi magic though, lol!
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I had to rewire my Hitachi... again. I'm probably going to maim the first few victims who come within striking distance. I'm going to need some of those hospital sheet protectors to protect the bedding from all this wetness, too!!!

I'd much prefer a partner for fun. Self-manipulation only worsens the condition after av while. Besides, I can't twist my nipples, diddle my clit with either fingers or Hitachi AND fuck myself. DP it's definitely a tricky endeavor alone. *le sigh* Frankly, masturbation is a tease and I have to generate really hardcore imagery, dirty talk and sundry naughtiness to push me over the edge usually. Human interaction is fast more exciting!

Can't wait for my first date! It's gonna be SOOO GREAT!

IJS... ; )
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Mmmmm I love having my toes licked and sucked while being fucked.

*with horns*
Wonder if anyone tried to call? Hmmph Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
A girl named Jenny answered. I must have mis-dialed.
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Jenny's a slut, got her number off a bathroom wall. I did have a good time
Jenny and I are like pea's and carrots...
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Shame on you. ..I Live ice cream...I have the sybian you could have played on while I watched the porn....shessh
Ice cream + sybian = potential for lots of entertainment and/or disaster. Ice cream + daty.... now were talking!

Wait wait wait wait a minute. You can rewire a hitachi? I knew I should have kept the broken three from the days of yore. The first two started to spark where the cord meets the wand and the third was working but made a thwop thwop thwop sound and the head vibrated less than a if I went Cleopatra style and threw a bumble bee in a coke can. SIGH.

(Apparently you shouldn't use a hitachi more than 20 minutes at a time or it overheats and things melt and break. ALSO...hitachi no longer makes the magic wand so they're all rip-offs these days. Also also, I wonder if the 20 minute time before melt-down is decreased if you're going under-the-covers...a necessity if you heard how loud that thing gets. Rewiring sounds scary if done incorrectly. Like that guy I knew who wanted to attach a dildo to a saw and put it in me. NO THANKS!)