i was thinking

myprototype's Avatar
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;

and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
When You Are Ready's Avatar
Nothing is more painful than kidney stones.
DallasRain's Avatar
lol myprototype!

I prefer licking a guy in the nuts!
I've been blessed with never giving birth, getting kicked in the nutz, or kidney stones, so I can't sympathize. My most severe physical pain is probably full-blown migraines.

-LLL
I empathize with you, lisa, I used to get really bad migraines too. I would lose part of my vision and my head would pound with every heartbeat
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Migraines are bad, kicked in the nuts more than I care to admit, however nothing compares to passing kidney stones. At the end of the day women have a higher threshold of pain then men. If men could have babies I doubt most would have more than one. Just saying.

And dammit I'm at home and cold this morning.
ESwho'snext?'s Avatar
I had a migraine once then they had to shove that stint thing up my pee hole to pull out the kidney stone that was too big to pass and it went away.
DallasRain's Avatar
I did not have my kids the natural way...I was asleep both times.BUT the pain after when i woke up was excrutiating!
I've had a kidney stone. Had it for a week.
I've also had a nail through the hand, and a broken arm (both bones, two places all the way through, even one sticking out).

I have never had pain like trying to pass a stone. And also never had such relief after passing the said stone.
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The worst pain I have ever experienced was when I had pneumonia