do you have random thought that just pop up from nowhere?

I see a commercial for Nature Valley engery bars and it makes me think of Nature Valley, the cleavage between a womans breasts or the valley between her legs.

My wife wonders how I got so stupid over the years. ( I think is was lack of sex. It screwed up my though processes.

LOL!

Yes! Just the other minute I... I... aw crap, I can't remember.....

The McDonald's sign looks like a woman's knees/boobs

the valley between her legs.. Originally Posted by Jdriller

Random thought on your random thought
Nature valley between her legs sounds like what someone would say when a chick has a full out bush
Although I like to refer to it as "duck dynasty" lol

Also refered to as a hair pie or fur burger

Why do adults go to walmart at 2am with their kids especially on a school night?

Adult
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A group of adult people.
Biologically, an adult is a human being or other organism that has reached sexual maturity. In human context, the term adult additionally has meanings associated with social and legal concepts. In contrast to a "minor", a legal adult is a person who has attained the age of majority and is therefore regarded as independent, self-sufficient, and responsible.
Human adulthood encompasses psychological adult development. Definitions of adulthood are often inconsistent and contradictory; a person may be biologically an adult, and have adult behavior but still be treated as a child if they are under the legal age of majority. Conversely, one may legally be an adult but possess none of the maturity and responsibility that may define adult character.

I'm at Whataburger eating my lunch. I see a lady walk in wearing a pink shirt with what I swear were the letters TUMA on it somewhere. Unfortunately, I could not keep staring to read it again, lest she think I was focused on her breasts.

Why do they print words on women's shirts?

In California they passed a new law whereby you may use whichever restroom you feel you should use based on what gender you feel you are (without regard of you biological gender) does this mean if I feel I am a woman trapped in a mans body I can go in the women's restroom without risking legal consequence or branding of sex crimes? If I get a hard on while there is there a chance my case will be blown

Would be cool to have a lactating provider with the handle sweet teat

In California they passed a new law whereby you may use whichever restroom you feel you should use based on what gender you feel you are (without regard of you biological gender) does this mean if I feel I am a woman trapped in a mans body I can go in the women's restroom without risking legal consequence or branding of sex crimes? If I get a hard on while there is there a chance my case will be blown Originally Posted by Jdriller

It would come in handy at long bathroom lines at SPURS games.