Sofia available in McAllen

Hey Guys, I just got a call from an old friend looking to meet some nice gentlemen in the RGV. Sofia is a very well reviewed, spinner (5 feet, 105 lbs, A/B cups, Spanish speaker) with fantastic oral skills. She is a true GFE companion and will treat you right. Her rate is $200 for her time. Shoot me a pm if she is what you are looking for.

that must be your bed in the pic, cause it aint hers

Hot looking girl naked and all you wonder is "is that Single1's bed?" LOL. Really?

Her bed ur bed....who gives a heck just hook me up with that fine as

Does the bed really matter? I've had some incredible sex on a mattress on the floor in a dirty, decrepit shed!

I've seen this girl, and wherever you spend time with her, you'll have fun!

That fine ass needs a trip to the Greek Islands, bro! LOL

Longhorn, you forgot to mention it was behind a shitty house and you needed a dog chain to "lock" the door. LOL

Hell, I once walked over drunk people to bang a chick in the bathroom while 3 people were passed out in her hotel room. That was classy...Did not even need a my bed.

damn it single1! how many times do I have to ask you to stop propositioning me!!

tough crowd!

Just don't take anything people say on here seriously. We're all just fucking around, man. We're only happy when we're getting laid...

We are a happy group. In fact, I wish you all death...specifically, le petite mort. :-)

That joke will probably get me in all sorts of trouble. FYI, le petite mort is French for "the little death" - a euphemism for an orgasm.

And you wonder why you don't get laid enough...no more jokes for you. Stick to squirting discussions. LOL